If someone promises to revolutionize fifteen industries and only manages two, that’s still two revolutionized industries (rocketry and automobiles).

One letter off...

They could have used the interest to revive Morris dancing...

He’d start off trying to invent self-driving Jell-O and end up buying InfoWars for 80 billion dollars...

I believe you mean ‘regrettwitter’.

I guess a cult of personality (and the promise of unrealized AI features) can only insulate you from bad business decisions for so long. Spending so much time and effort on the Cybertruck — when they could have been focusing on a cheaper mass-market vehicle — was a terrible idea.

Oh god, he thinks he’s being really smart and funny with this “actually Mr Lawyer, you’re the one suing” shit. Either that or he actually didn’t remember what this lawsuit is about and he was trying to cover up...

Isn’t it spelled ‘Harington’? One ‘r’?

Point it at a planet, shoot?

Frank Stephenson used a beer can exhaust, meanwhile I’ve exhausted my beer cans...

A billionaire setting a social media network he literally owns on a random college student — and then going “I didn’t do anything!” like a Goddamn child. You couldn’t make a movie out of this because it would be too unrealistic and over-the-top.

Huh, I’ve seen a quite a few prog rock tracks given this specific style of AI-generated music video recently. For instance, various tracks involving Marek Arnold, such as this:

I’ve enjoyed James May’s travel and cooking shows a lot! I hope to see more of both.

Bring back Paul Hollywood’s car show? (Which was, I guess... I don’t know why they did it, but I still enjoyed it?)

I’m picturing Elon kneeling in the rain screaming “Y!!!!!!!”

I’d definitely watch a film spinoff of the show starring Greg Davies and Andy Samberg. (I was as surprised as anyone to discover this is actually a thing that exists.)

All you really need is John Hurt and George Baker bonding over porn, and Patrick Stewart sniffing in disapproval.

Sentry Mode? More like Dysentery Mode

They’re just upgrading it to the fourth-gen body type, which I assume is manufactured by squashing a prior-generation Prius.

After the Highland Model 3, what’s the unofficial codename for this robotaxi initiative? ‘Weyland’?