The thing I’m wondering is, why not just get someone whose face already looks like that? Or use Colin Farrell’s normal face? Is he gonna be able to act through all that makeup? It just seems really elaborate... but somehow unnecessary.

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I’d certainly watch an adaptation of the Untitled Goose Game. (Untitled Goose Movie?)

The real burning question is, what outlandish haircut will this show be based on? Javier Bardem’s No Country cut? Or maybe that thing Peter Gabriel had in the 70s?

The hint is in the name.

Yeah, I think that’s reasonably likely. Sort of like the Model Y vs the Model X — they got rid of those complicated doors, simplified manufacturing, and ended up with their most popular model. (It looks hideous, but that hardly matters when it comes to sales numbers.)

Yeah, they need practical work trucks, which isn’t something Tesla makes. I believe the Cybertruck has been positioned as more of a style statement than an actual utility vehicle for a while now. (I assume Bugatti doesn’t use Bugattis at the Bugatti factory...)

I did enjoy that movie a hell of a lot. Wouldn’t mind a rewatch, actually...

Shit, that actually sounds great XD

What about Lazenby, though?

He’s sooooo bland, though. They say he was in the 2014 Godzilla movie — but I don’t remember a single frame where he actually stood out or made an impact. I’m pretty sure I just imagined his name in the credits.

I remember trying to play Alone in the Dark as a kid. I could never get past the first couple screens.

Hey, at least it’s not Christian Slater XD

Let me guess: the Weeping Angels are the Masked Singer! (They’re not quantum locked as long as they’re in the outfit!)

Thanks XD

I guess Aston Martin don’t have that problem, with their Emotion Control Units...

Did you hear about the street racer who tried getting his car to accelerate three times as fast?

Aston Martin Lemon-da

Checking for this must be difficult. How do you make a pickup truck cough?

John Cena was going to try for the car flipping record in the Fast and Furious franchise. But then he remembered that lawsuit with Ford...