I wonder if they’ll ever make a stock-market-themed sequel? “The Dow is underwater!!!”

When it comes to ridiculous police incidents from that part of the world, nobody will ever beat Cecil George Edwards, who declared his arrest outside a Chinese restaurant DEMOCRACY MANIFEST.

This is what I like to see — simple ways to make things better. With a relatively tiny battery, you’re still able to double fuel efficiency. Imagine the effect you could have by rolling this approach out to the trucking industry at large.

I didn’t get that far, was the Baron part of the council of ancestors that ruled the known universe through the body of Leto 2?

To be fayah

Keep the Buick, the 911 Turbo and the LiveWire. Get rid of the rest.

Entire generations of workers have internalized the idea that working yourself to the bone and ruining your health and family life are the only way to be productive and successful at your job. (That was the prevailing culture at the time, so I suppose for many people, it was difficult to avoid.) But with Elon, it’s…

To be fair, Musk’s relationship with Twitter is a lot more like Gollum with the One Ring.

The really weird thing I discovered is that Morwenna Banks, the British actor who was in Catterick (and various other things), was a cast member on SNL... for four episodes.

Q. What do fish use to build bookshelves?

the genie was out of the bottoms

I heard Christian Bale is going to be starring in a period film as a Thames bridge worker. As part of his method acting preparation, he plans to suspend himself under the Millennium Bridge for a week...

Tesla’s a leadership-less company right now and it’s terrible. That’s why their CFO just left, I believe, as well.

My wife got a tin of those cookies from a Costco a few weeks ago and mentioned how she’d only ever find sewing stuff in those if they were lying around the house when she was a kid. Really amusing to see it’s apparently universal. (Especially since we’re from a completely different part of the world...)

Elon’s famous for saying that if factory workers can’t work from home, software engineers shouldn’t get to either. But that doesn’t apply to him, does it? He’s in an intense leadership role in multiple companies. If I told my management “Hey, I’ll be spending eight months of the year working at other companies, but I…

Were they calling them ‘digital shorts’ in 1983?

Goodbye Kia Borrega, we hardly glue thee...

Get me a high-rev tachometer and ten feet of octopus tubing!

Thanks XD