There’s a 10-step recovery process. But unfortunately, that doesn’t leave enough steps to actually reach the plane...

They just got yanked to a completely different part of the streaming galaxy. How very Janeway...

You included NCIS (of double-keyboard-typing fame) but left off Root from Person of Interest? Not cool, man.

You had the opportunity to write “John Carpenter’s Open To It”...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Musk keeps calling it “the X system” or “the X platform” to sound cool and high-tech. But he doesn’t sound high-tech — he sounds like a fucking tool.

Tatiana Maslany as Omni-Man (I don’t have any photoshop skills so this is the best you’re going to get).

Yeah, unless the question is “What is the best way to make fun of Khan Noonien Singh while also protecting yourself from Ceti Eels?”

If Kuroyanagi ate that, he’d trigger some sort of bread-themed zombie apocalypse...

Stop, that’s not yeast! Nooo...

Whoa, sudden Burnistoun flashbacks.

Yeah, this is missing some major context.

Doctor: Where does it hurt?

I never saw that film. It sounds really interesting though.

‘Making jewelry’? That sounds like a tall tale...

Excellent wordplay! Have another feather for your crap...

I need to print this out and put it in my wallet with my other facts about giraffes.

I started to really get into Twitter — right before the Musk purchase. There was something intoxicating about strangers looking at my jokes, a few of them responding, the endless stream...

Exorcist II came out post-Zardoz. I wonder how John Boorman’s experience on that film informed his work on the horror sequel...

There was Titan A.E., where she was... fine, I guess. (That film had so much potential, if only they’d had the budget to do it properly...)