If Michael Bay ever wrests back control of the Transformers franchise, you just know that’ll be the new Bumblebee. (After he’s been rebuilt as Goldbug...)

aka the Mitsuoka approach.

Mansory: “Sorry, man...”

More like Tedrious, amirite?

I’d like to propose ‘bird boxing’ as a new sport: fisticuffs while blindfolded and completely disoriented.

Did door-mounted AC vents go out of fashion for a while, or have I just not seen them for a few years?

We visited some holiday weekend in 2012 and had two-hour wait times. This sounds insane, though...

Roxconn?

Foxtron sounds like a character from the new Transformers film...

Thumbnail of the Seas

I guess it gives them more time to focus on their piano business...

“Oh, you can use that to play SkiFree!”

What, no Blues Brothers? A severe omission.

Guest starring Reese Witherspoon as the inscrutable Chief Justice Woods...

I gather you didn’t enjoy the Angelina Jolie films? (I didn’t see them myself, for what it’s worth.) For that matter, how did they end up screwing up the Uncharted film? That also ought to have been a slam-dunk...

That sounds like the perfect follow-up to Deadloch.

What’ll the next, even bigger ships be called?

Sawx? Maybe if it’s really cold, or I’m wearing sneakers...

Island of Sodor TT

YYZ? Maybe the Priests of the Temple of Syrinx thought it was a guitar.