Wow, and I thought ELP’s three trucks were excessive.

Who, exactly, is ‘Hauler’?
How many redecos of Arcee as ‘Paradron Medic’ are there?
Is this really the end of Optimus Prime? Find out in tomorrow’s exciting episode, “The Return of Optimus Prime!”

Does that swapped AE86 come with a new tachometer and octopus tubing to let the revs out?

You know what has to come next: a feature-length adaptation of the episode Auto-Bop, featuring Noah and Mirage instead of Raoul and Tracks, with a modern remake of the evil Cobra rock anthem Cold Slither.

Let’s not forget that Transformers started life as a Marvel comic. Bring them back into the fold!

To an Indian person, ‘Ahsoka’ is an odd name to read. It always feels like I’m reading ‘Ashoka’ misspelled.

Does ‘Hardge’ have a hard G? (Huh, I guess it technically does...)

What they really need is someone who looks good in white and blue.

Ah yes, the Clones of Bruce Lee fighting Professor Lucas’s bronze soldiers using poison grass from some random family’s lawn...

Christian Bale in Equilibrium, I assume.

Spider-Punk, man. How is he so cool?

Thanks, I needed that XD

How Do You Live... With Yourself, Spending Time With Your Family When You Should Have Been Working Instead?

I think Miyazaki lives in a perpetual state of quiet mortification anyway...

Did you hear the parody version of that song about subatomic particles accelerated at high speed that can’t stop bumping into each other? They call it The Pina Collider Song.

I also recently found out Larks’ Tongues in Aspic by King Crimson isn’t a collection of medieval recipes.

What we really need is FRESH HORSES!

As John Barrowman would tell you XD

Could you cool it with the criticism? You’re SCARING THE LITTLE GIRL!!!!!

and just plain dicks.