Sounds like the mom wasn't controlling but just knew what a piece of shit this guy was.

some jezzie readers, in some cases are very supportive of violence.

Did you tell [your dad's now-ex-girlfriend] about the nature of your relationship?

So after she has these genetically perfect children is she going to let them fuck dad, too? Seems like everyone in this family is so cool with intergenerational incest, where does she draw the line?

So I feel like for the first time in the history of ever I feel like I finally understand, MIGHT even sympathize with conservative right wingers. They are always foaming at the mouth saying well your child goes to a liberal arts college, becomes, a feminist, and then will think incest is totes ok. I always thought…

"He didn't want me to see that he had an erection. Later that day, we went shopping because I had grown out of all my shorts"

Fun fact about me, my cut off for dating older dudes is that they can't have lost their virginity before I was born. JUST IN CASE.

Me at my desk rn.

Oh good, my contractor installed my new lava pool. I'm just going to dive into it, head first, covered in gasoline.

Gawker media is not impartial reporting, nor ever purported to be. This is a news aggregator with very subjective editorial commenting. She can tell readers whatever she thinks they should feel about the subject, and the readers can disagree in the comments. That's how this thing works here.

no i am annoying af

My father contacted me for the very first time when I was about 30 years old. What I felt was more like a very strong repulsion. I don't think meeting him face to face could possibly change that...

Not sure I get the last part. She seems to be the reason why some guys wouldn't date younger women.

All I know is that not even the Crocodile Hunter would go near them. I remember one time he was getting nervous and they were like a mile away. Then in the next segment he was manhandling a black mamba and saying "Crikey! That was close mate!" That pretty much told me what I needed to know about hippos.

there was a lady at my work whose homepage was fox news. I may have gone into the windows registry and blocked the Fox news domain and ip address so I wouldn't have to hear about the issues of the day on the Fox news homepage every day.

/walks into East River

You can be intensely attracted to someone, physically, and not be a chauvinist. That is a thing that is possible.

BS: Lena, before we talk about that scene where Alison Williams is getting her ass motorboated in the kitchen, do you think the Celtics got enough for Jeff Green?