This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

Also a hater: Common Sense and Decency

I can't think of a more telling element of that GIF than the fact that there are no females in that suite....

It's a perfectly fair question. I think public stadium financing is horseshit, period, but I also think the scale is much larger in the case of NFL stadiums. NFL stadiums are humungous, massively expensive, much more limited as multi-use venues, and only host a maximum of 12 home games per year.

It's weird that in the age of conservative outrage over big government, said conservatives don't seem to have too many complaints about two plush, state of the art sports stadiums and a decked out arena, named after corporations owned by thirty somethings who'd never so much as changed a tire much less saw a day's…

Guys in suits decide what people watch. They put on what they think they can sell. Ratings are no longer an arbiter of what gets or stays on the air (if they ever were), they're post facto confirmation of whatever decision the guys in suits have already made. Miley Cyrus gets to make music and be famous because guys…

Why? What do you think drives ESPN's content? Ratings. What draws eyeballs is what gets on air. I don't particularly like the First Take shit, but I don't think it would be on 78 hours a day if it didn't drive ratings. I don't think Skip Bayless would get on the air if people didn't want to see him. I don't like…

Why did I click on Eisen's remarks? Just terrible to hear the news, especially from the guy I associate with Stuart Scott the most. Unreal. And try as he did, Eisen almost made it through the whole thing all together.

Fuck you ESPN. Fuck you right up the ass.

There are 136 replies to this. Please tell me that I'm not the only one suggesting that we maybe act like human beings and not make fun of a 20 year old kid who had something hideously embarrassing happen to him on television? Maybe? Just this once?

Isn't involuntarily shitting your pants a symptom of pretty significant head trauma associated with concussion-like symptoms? I read an article about how this is a thing football players taking huge hits to their head do (maybe even on deadspin itself). So while we can laugh at him for shitting himself, this may…

You weren't, but you are now because I am trying to be a nicer person in 2015. ;)

So, I don't want to get too excited yet because I'm not 100% sure, but ... I think I'm out of the greys? Am I out of the greys? Somebody please tell me out of the greys!

This probably makes me sound like a sadsack, but this'll be the first NYE in years where I'm not going to sob alone in my kitchen while my parents are in the next room! I always cry because big milestone holidays always make me think how little progress my life has made over the year, but this year I've accomplished a…

Dammit, that'll teach me to reply to threads without checking the date!

Now ya tell me! I sold the house last spring, but thanks!