We'll call it...Coatmeal.

#DownThere

Those are some Jon Snow-level sad puppy eyes in that first photo. Damn.

Never before have I felt terrible for someone on the cover of a magazine. Until this day.

Make it Chelsea Peretti and I'd watch that shit so hard my TV would catch fire.

I mean geez, you people couldn't ask Amy Sedaris to stop by for a night?

I get what you're saying, but the only woman a Sarah Palin Presidency would be good for is Sarah Palin.

I feel the same way about Two Broke Girls. It's like they piled a bunch of stereo-typed characters on a plate and shoved it at me.

I know, I know, he was just a white dude in a sea of them but I miss Craig Ferguson. He was, like, the one legitimately charming late night host.

"Women are mostly found in daytime TV. I personally would never want to do a daytime show because I look better at night, and I can't cook."

They made her look like she's been on prednisone for too long.

Man I alone in thinking that photoshopped Kate does not look terrible? I mean, it's a shit photoshop job but she still looks like a cute human.

I'm so confused by the things that are happening here. They PS Kate to make her look super haggard and they make the earring blingier? What why

Did they...add under-eye lines? Why?!

I will never cease to be stunned that multiple people whose job it is to publish a magazine with skills in art direction and photo editing can produce crap like this time after time. And, we know it's not limited to tabloids, but I just feel if I was this bad at my job, I'd be fired. Quickly.