Is there such a thing as a legitimate, non-evil MLM business?

Still better than Jamberry. Those people are selling stickers. I had a barbie computer program when I was a kid that printed out better quality nail stickers.

Here we go. Maybe tell us all about the “welfare queens” in your town.

And the extra layer of madness is that voter reg organizations are required by state law to turn in every form they receive, even spoiled or fraudulent ones. They do their best to flag the bad ones, but in the end it’s the state’s job to determine whether an application is valid. If it’s not, they reject it and…

If body language counts, they were doing that this year.

Uhh. No. Marla didn’t “get her ass knocked up.” Trump knocked her up. Women don’t “get themselves pregnant.” Some tool who refused to wear a condom did.

What, you think you’re better than Philadelphia? With your fancy high rise buildings and richy rich people? Let me tell you something: People in Philadelphia can blow thier ill-gotten gains on stupid shit just like anyone of you other Uber-riding, tiny-dog-in-your-purse, brunch-eating folks in the other cities.

I actually was planning to clean out my closet today. Time for me to finally concede that I am never going to fit into those size 4 pants again. And if by some miracle I do get that skinny again, guess who gets to go shopping!

You have to suspend logic when Hillary Clinton is mocked for her husband cheating on her, yet Donald Trump is lauded as some honest and real guy and anybody who says otherwise will be met with violence and threats to life.

That tabby fact literally cannot be true, as these fur beasts have been wandering the wilds of Europe for many millenia.

She had unprotected sex with Donald Trump. Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Marla Maples is a classic example of a woman who got far more shit for her involvement in an affair than the man who was actually married, with three children. She is forever brandished as some slut, while her partner in crime is running for President.

What I want to see is the adult Duggar kids revolt and throw their parents out of the house because they were the ones who made the family money not the parents. Jana and her twin JD are perfectly capable of raising their younger siblings because they’ve been doing it for 15 years already.

This is how it Really Happened.

Leslie Jones needs to read that Playboy interview of his from a few years back and then run far away from his insufferable ass.

Leslie Jones can and should do a lot better than a smarmy douche like John Mayer. Also, she should be aware of John’s self proclaimed “David Duke Dick”.

Boo 2016.

This part just sank in for me: A FIFTEEN-year-old black lab. Labs don’t usually make it to fifteen. He must have really loved them to stick around and was just waiting for the wedding so he could leave this plane knowing they had gone through with it.

What drove the price to 8 mil an episode? Was Donald Trump charging it back to his campaign?