BANNED.

“garnish with fresh peas, sunflower seeds and flaky sea salt”

Really? Me and my husband loved it. Great flick.

LOL. You have NO idea.

I know right? Commies and their over-zealous water top ups. Its the Five Year Plan all over again.

Cutlery rested side by side (unless you’re in Australia and then its just “wherever cutlery happens to be, give it your best shot, waitstaff”.

You notice these kind of fuckwits who are all “I CANT BELIEVE you dont have any manners lowly server!!” ONLY ever eat at shitty, try-hard “up scale chain restaurants” (an oxy moron if ever Ive heard one). They are always cheap, tight fisted wankers who have no lives and consider themselves to be the shit. Its always…

The only part that makes it a pain in the arse is when you’re clearing a table and people start trying to hand things to you or put things on the stack you’ve created in your own hands. Making your own stack- plates, rubbish, cutlery on top to hold rubbish down- is fine.

I think he ended up being told by the cops or something. On the doco I watched, he was on it, with one of the posters he had made at the time. It was so utterly utterly sad. I felt bad for all the times I’d made jokes about prostitute/drug addict obsessed loner “nice guys” when here is this poor man really trying to…

Yep - placing the cutlery crossed or resting on the edge of the plate (as if you were holding it then just placed it on opposite edges of the plate, resting on the table) means that you’re not done in Australia. Putting the cutlery together and totally sitting on the plate means you’re finished - napkin as well on the…

I just made this comment further up the post, but in Australia we use the crossed cutlery as a sign I'm not finished with my meal. At least, that's how my parents educated me. Maybe it is a cultural thing?

What actually is the going rate for monogramming a thermos nowadays, anyway?

Why should your friends have to wait for you to finish before getting their drinks or desserts? You and the writer of the WaPo piece have a serious case of Special Snowflake Syndrome. Also, servers are not your servants, no matter how much you want to argue semantics. If you treat them as such, you deserve whatever…

Does this motherfucker not understand that this is what WE ARE EXPECTED TO DO BY EVERY CUSTOMER? Every time you complain about us taking away your dirty dishes, we get complained at 500 times more for not removing fucking garbage. You OCD weirdshits.

How long did the guy have to wait before finding out what happened to his friend?

“Yeah, that’s not cool,” said Professor Funkelschlotz.

Cops only really care about rich/powerful people because others do. They tend to have more “vocal” friends- people who will notice them missing, put out search parties, make posters, hassle the local police force to do something, even do things as simple as report them missing within the first two weeks. Whenever I…

No surprises here. He also didnt mention “The Fappening”, Jennifer Lawrence or Hunter Moore. Gamergater’s are a pack of snivelling skid marks. They are the smell that hits you after someone has sprayed diarreah all over a pub bathroom. They are Fox News on a bad day. They are the Republican Party defending all the…

Do any of these “tests” have any validity? Because I know the standup/sit down one does (it tests fitness, flexibility and weight to strength). Im more concerned that we’re so all over the shop in terms of what we look like and who we are that nothing “means” anything anymore, you know?

Modcloth told me i’m not a good cultural fit after 5 min phone call...