Herein lies the problem in my experience- Why does it have to be black and white? Why cant you say “Tess Holiday can be a real dick in person. Is she a spokesperson or is she a model, because if she’s just a model, we need to find a better spokesperson”. Its like when women in general drag each other down. Cant we…

She’s a model. You were expecting.....?

A friend of mine is having a baby this year and is getting married next year. I’m totally fine with going to a baby shower (i may have already started buying the baby stuff because I’m really excited for her) a bridal shower, a hens night and the wedding. But thats just me, with this particular person. I really like…

So fat women can be arseholes too? Quel suprise.

I love her. She’s really great, she’s great to me and her kids and her husband, and I feel really lucky. Our best friend is getting married later and his MIL is really shitty.

Your MIL sounds like my kind of woman.

My MIL’s friend is getting remarried in August. They’re both in their 50s, have fully grown children, two homes full of crap and they have a wedding registry. IT’S HUGE. Four different stores!!! And it’s full of ridiculously expensive shit, like a $700 sous vide machine (not joking). My MIL has “forbidden” me from…

I got a barcode tattoo on the back of my neck in the 90s and, yup it is now a blurry rectangle. But, the same artist wouldn’t tattoo band on my finger because he said it would quickly fade and look bad.

I was getting a tattoo done in a shop in Melbourne. A girl came in and wanted a barcode done on the back of her neck and the shop refused. Reasoning: barcodes tend to age REALLY badly. The lines blur and after a few years it can come out looking like a black blurry rectangle. The shop had had a few issues with people…

fuck off kiwi. Lets just underarm bowl you out of the game ay? (me: australian born with kiwi dad. AFL was banned in our house. All Blacks for every win ever cos they are the greatest sporting team of all time out of all the sports.)

#NotallAussies... :(

When I saw this, I thought I should share my story but didn’t because it’s so fucked up it’s almost unbelievable.

I wanna weigh 160 and look like Amy Shumer too.

i do that too :/ only ever with my husband too :/ i dont mind, its kind of hot really, for some reason. Maybe porn? who knows. I like getting all dirty and sweaty during sex,

Do you remember when sex was hot and a handy-J cost a penny-farthing?

I never read the open threads (way too depressing) but I love the weird “spontaneous” selfies Jane posts on them. Like this one with her mouth hanging open? Cracks me up. I know this is unfeminist of me but it looks like she’s waiting for a cock to go in.

xojane, a website where “Jane” desperately posts open thread after open thread and everyone gets triggered by meandering bullshit that goes no where.

Oooh, I wanna play!

#nakedanklesgettheguys

You are absolutely doing this right. I would like to add to this; “Grows new hair and fingernails to replace older versions”. I think that’s so fucking hot.