When young girls are asleep, all I cant think about is molesting them. I cant believe in this day and age young girls are still sleeping where impressionable Christian boys can come in and touch them up, scarring them emotionally. Dont these young girls know anything? These fine Christian boys have bright futures and…

It cracks me up. Neither Josh nor his parents (if they had stay off television, they could still pretend all of their children are flawless) are to blame for this mess, just liberals, gossips, and atheists. At least they’re not victim blaming (they enticed Josh with their sleeping!).

INADEQUATE. Only a statement condemning the crime and the parental cover-up, with a clear affirmation that the show is canceled, will suffice.

ok, a) it wasnt a rape allegation, it was a complaint of sexual assault which fot the guidelines the uni laid out as what constituted such. B) I was touched up like this too. I pushed him off me and kept it to myself too. I had no “White Knight” either (at the time). The guy who groped me went on to seriously sexually…

Because of the nature of my bizz, im a 90% cash person. So ill check the savings account i share with my husband monthly. Thats it. I think if i did use more plastic, it would probably take a bit to break the habit of NEVER checking my online accounts. I could be ripped off and I would never know. Honestly though, I…

Yeah when I served people usually didn’t even bother touching the customer receipt just filled out the merchant copy (or of course the take the copy the signed and leave the blank one, just to fucking ruin your life). I guess I just come from a perspective of a very tight budget and I keep very specific track of my…

To be honest, especially behind a bar, you’ll give people a pen and both reciepts (merchant and customer), even run through an itemised tab for them (we do all ours by hand, so you just show them the card as you’ve marked it down) and they’ll just sign, write in a tip, trow away the reciept and be done with it. We…

I actually did have one really good experience with a fake name. We have a regular named Tim. I was covering register when he came in, right after a different Tim. I usually ask for a last initial in this case, but Tim joked that I should just call him Tim Curry, since that’s what he was ordering (the other guy…

It’s fine as long as you pick up the order. I’ve given my middle name in restaurants before because it’s harder to mistake. I definitely see couples where they’ll give the easier name out of the pair, which is again, fine as long as you respond to it. The aforementioned Enrique was about to give a fake name (he…

I used to work at a burger place that took peoples names. Once I had a “Jeff”. So I asked “Do you spell that J-E or G-E-O?” and he’s all “errr, aahh, umm” and his girlfriend rolls her eyes, looks at me and goes “His name is Dave” then shoots daggers at Jeff/Geoff/Dave and he mumbles an apology. The other one was some…

Kids should be required to at least try anything before they reject it because “it looks funny,” though. I don’t agree with making kids eat everything they hate, but they damn sure shouldn’t get to sit in their plain-hamburgers-with-ketchup-and-maybe-plain-cheese-pizza comfort zone all the time (I’M LOOKING AT YOU, MY…

And while domestic violence is universal, I feel that there are areas (not contingent on socio-economics but more “just a place where people live”) where there seems to be MORE pressure to settle down and be coupled up. I was born, raised and lived for the first 33 years of my life in a big city in one country. The…

Men definitely need education regarding not being abusive and how to disagree with their partners without shutting them down as crazy or with violence.

I think getting over it is about the person your with. You know those stories, when a woman is with a man for X amount of time, she thinks its fine, they’re great, she’s really into him, yada yada, then he breaks it off and is engaged to someone else within months and she’s left wringing her hands asking Why? I was…

Ive only been married for the briefest of times (7 months) and we have had FIGHTS already in that time. And we are completely different (which has come out in the fights. He was positive we had all this stuff in common. Now he knows...) which I personally think is a great thing (for us). I would marry my husband…

Do you think the monkey is thinking “Oh these little puppies. They’re so cute, I love them”? Cos I way prefer that to some dumb scientist idea who’ll try to put some lame “sciency” reason why the monkey is loving the puppies. Dumb scientists.

I do it cos the 1 or 2 bucks its costs for a song completely obscures my ineptitude at downloading anything for free. Im a total nufty when it comes to finangling anything. I’m essentially my mum (who just figured out how to order her groceries online. She wrote me an email about it, we skyped about it, she told me…

Also, stub hub that shit. We got 2 tickets for $60 each off stub hub on the day of the show. Then husband sweet talked a security lady into upgrading us to the floor then I cried and hugged her. STUB HUB Britney tickets everyone!!!

Umm, I went to that show on the day I got married and Britney is glorious and looks incredible. She’s the best. The show is really fun too. We were on the floor, right at the stage, so maybe the guy was super jealous of us WINNERS who got rained on with paper petals and casino chips that say “Britney Spears” and got…

I know right? Its like, who are you and what have you done with Tony Abbott?