"You'll always be kiwi to us!!!"

I had a similar dress. My friend came up and shoved her two fingers down the dress, between my tits. I mean, in my décolletage. I delicately objected.

I said we were "together" at the time (and used quotation marks). So the interviewer goes "yeah, ok. But where were you?" so I said again "well, we were alone and *giggle giggle* "together" " Husband meanwhile thinks the whole thing is hilarious.

they ask that. I didnt know that they asked that until I'm face to face with a sweet midwesterner at the counter of the immigration department at the US embassay in Sydney. I have to say the FUNNEST part of the whole experience is you dont have your interview in a private room (as I was expecting). On one side of the…

There was serious potential for Marvin interference at my wedding. My step mother is a crazy, fox news loving, motor mouth who can't stand to be in the same room as my mom (or rather, my mom can't stand to be in the same room as her), who also has a propensity for spouting moderately racist comments. She has no…

Not my wedding but my mom's. My dear sweet grandmother (mom's side) was not happy that her ex husband (my mom's dad) brought a floozie to the wedding. They had divorced due to his philandering ways. From what I was told my 5 foot 1 inch grandma proceeded to grab said floozie and help her out of the reception. She did…

We were high on ecstasy when he proposed. Glad I didn't have to describe that to immigration

"Well you see, he was inside of me, and after grunting my name, then God's name, then my name again, he blurted out 'marry me.'

Dying. So did you tell them the truth?

They ASK that?

Down on TWO knees. OHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I HATE HATE HATE that we need the wrath of the internet before any sort of action is taken by large bodies- corporations, governing bodies, what have you. Its sick that this song was being sung and that "allegedly" everyone connected to the fraternity knew about it. I know we all say it, but its 2015 FFS! At least its…

RIP Giggy

how do you figure?

Strongly disagree. Its like if, as a builder, you go do some work for someone who then gives you the run-around in terms of payment and attempts to negotiate with you, saying that they'll tell all of their friends about you in lieu of actual money. So, you go to all your builder mates and say "yeah, this person is the…

It is relatively common for musicians who deal with people who try to get them to work without payment to spread the word about it. It's not childish it is sticking up for your rights as professionals, and informing your fellow performers so they don't waste their time.

There was a little bit of a disagreement in wedding invitations between me and my fiancée, and my parents (Her parents were living overseas, and in their country there is no RSVP, just you tell everyone 2-3 weeks before hand, book for the highest number you expect, and see who turns up, so they did not worry about a…

So I wanted to design my own invitations. And we were being frugal so I went to some website and designed and ordered my own cards myself. I was really into having this be MY thing. Iwas going to get them just like I wanted and I really played with formats and got creative. My partner gave me full reign and I didn't…

My mother was in charge of invitations (and anything else she could get her hands on). She had them all printed up without letting me proof them, and my fiance's name was spelled incorrctly. Then she seriously tried to convince me that no one would notice. I made her re-do them. (She also thought she could get away…

This didn't happen to me exactly, but it's still pretty awesome. So my aunt was getting married (c.1982), a few years before I existed, and her wedding color was a light mauve. She picked out nice mauve invitations with dark text which were surprisingly elegant considering it was the early 80s. She gave them to her…