This is wonderful. I loathe the "customer is always right" policy, especially in restaurants where, for some reasons, humans tend to showcase their worst behavior.

"3 Second Rule" has been a favorite song of my friend Chanelle for about three years now. She also does an excellent track "Coffee or Tea" which also helps you unpack complex relationship dramas.

Midwestern Food Sensibilities- Mac and Cheese and burgers are available at EVERY restaurant, regardless of the style (the only varient on this in Des Moines is ONE Vietnamese place, and the Chinese take away joints). Evidence: http://www.centrodesmoines.com/menu.cfm, http://malodesmoines.com/menu/#menu=01-…, http://www…

who are you nutbar?

I guess there's just something sexy about a pregnant lady at a gas station. That's my takeaway.

I GOT HIT ON WHEN I WAS SHOWING PREGNANT AT A GAS STATION!!! I stopped off there for a drink on my way to work one morning, and some drunky came up to me asking what i was doing that day (going to work), if i wanted to hang out (no), if i was seeing someone (im pregnant), did i say i was working because im really…

I made some spaghetti bolognaise at my mum's house and took a bowl of it down to the cafe that was on the corner of her street where THE HOTTEST BARISTA IN THE WORLD™ worked. I had obviously talked to him before so it wasnt entirely weird. He took the bowl, said thanks, then asked for my number so he could "give back…

Mark, this is a terrible way to end Friday. "Dr" Phil the parasite, this poor delusional woman who's being shamed on television and the internet, horrible creeps over in Africa rubbing their hands together in glee and the yank dollars rain in. Quick, find some MRA getting his comeuppance to brighten the mood!!!

actually, thats a genius idea. Apart from Kitchenette, I thee Dread and regular old Jezebel, I'm completely addicted to the sub-reddit r/relationships. They have all kinds of reoccurring marriage themes- terrible MIL's, pre-nup issues, bad reactions from friends/loved ones to engagements, wedding cost/planning…

can you outsource to friends? I get that its a huge job, cos these are SO MUCH FUN!!! And everyone is so full of stories, cos we've all been there. These kinds of topics touch the sick and twisted shadenfrude mistress inside me. I reckon get a couple of girlfriends to do some reading, scrolling and screen-capping for…

It escaped my notice!! But WOW. Consider your story an honorary selection!

its like ginger pubes growing on a pile of sentient ham.

LOL at douche board. Please post links.

With that beard I can only assume his lawyer or PR person told him to stop wearing the trilby.

Write a story told "Misproportioned Man Hasn't Seen Own Penis Since 1995" and have that as the first and bolded search result whenever someone searches based on his name, and have it be a tragically 'misquoted' tale.

I am just going to go perform searches of his name on a bunch of different platforms over lunch.