its all good. when my uncle and aunty got married i was about the same age and DESTROYED the photos, i refused to be in them, i kicked up a huge tantrum. In the pictures you see me running around in the background being a complete and utter arsehole. My mum has never forgiven me, because shortly after their wedding,…

My friends wedding: A LOT of the guests had all been in the same group of friends growing up together from early teen-hood. One of the girls had been the uber pretty one who, during highschool and uni, had been fending off all the boys and was generally the hot sexy one who everyone wanted. ANYWAY, by the time the…

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My mother. Who took the opportunity during her toast to give my bride my bronzed baby shoes, saying "This is all I have left to give to you of my Gregory. The rest you've already taken for yourself"

My MIL for sure.

She is such trash. And the Uber Class Clooney's are all ".......-_-........". Amal is about to say to George "i think its time your drunk friend left now" and george is all "I dont even really know her. I dont even know how she's still here".

melbournites can be real douchebags.

It's like we're all on our periods or something. Sheesh.

Giuliana is a person of color. And that color is often orange.

Giuliana's hair looks like it smells like Cheeto dust and anyone from the Osborne clan has a lot of nerve saying someone else looks like a drug user.

You say 'not haha funny, but fuck you funny' as though there can't be significant overlap between the two...

So the uber-defensive commenter who responded to the last article about Connors/Rankowski insisting that he was receiving proper psychiatric care, had a support network who were watching out for him and making sure he took his meds, and wasn't nearly the threat he was being portrayed as—was that Rankowski, Hyde, or…

And he says — wait for it — that he's now being harassed by Gamergate and fears for his safety.

As an Adelaidian, this makes me so happy you have no idea.

virgin irish coffee= coffee

I honestly believe that people think "Skinny (whatever)" is the name of the drink. In Aus, I had numerous people ask me if we do "Skinny Latte's" and when I say "Sure, can i get you one?" they reply with "Yes! Ill get a Soy Milk Skinny Latte". When you explain "our soy milk isnt 'skinny', its just normal soy milk"…

*sips skinny whole-milk nonalcoholic Irish macchiato* from their monogrammed thermos

Ugh, some of these employees have so much attitude. If you're unwilling to do things just because they're logically impossible, maybe customer service isn't for you.

well stated my friend. I completely agree, you make excellent points and I will reference your well said, unarguable standpoint to future racists.

no, i meant men.