Classic white man bullshit. Did he also propose a "White History Month" in the interest of "fairness" and "equality"?

Wowwwww.

Fried chicken has to be marinated in concentrated stereotype and served on a bed of casual racism to be truly considered a delicacy.

EVERYONE wanted to date Raphael. I remember when the first movie came out and they were in the costumes and Raphael was all brooding and moody ( Also, totes jealous of April by the way). I wanted to be my older brother when I was little so I was obsessed with TMNT (as the cool kids called it).

for about a year I finished every sentence with "do I?" eg: I love my bath do I? Read me a story do I? Daddy snores do I? TO THIS DAY my Dad will still call me Do-I as a nickname.

I love this!

I used to be in love with Teddy Ruxpin when I was a kid, because I thought he had a sexy voice. I don't even know how I knew what 'sexy' was, but there you have it. I later broke up with him to date Raphael from the Ninja Turtles.

I wish I could say they were my first cartoon boyfriends, but sadly,…

What? SHE should have read all the comments and chosen a few stand-outs? Thats your JOB. And no one here ASKED you to do anything. You introduced this topic and welcomed replies. If you can't handle it, don't bring it up. RE: free entertainment quality- are you saying that if its free it shouldn't be held to any…

Oh, please. I have a full time job and I easily managed to go through all of those hilarious replies. I would think that someone with the ACTUAL job of going through those replies could be bothered to go through the replies.

Im going to make a real (hopefully constructive) criticism to what you've done with this: "pissing contest" posts on Jezebel are some of my favourite columns. The worst person you've have sex with is a stand out. They're good because they are inclusive and pick topics that ARE funny. Tell us about the time you got…

What did you think was rude in what she said?

As long as your paycheck says "Gawker" on it, you've got zero right to call anyone else rude.

OMG Good catch! For real Jolie Keer this is 100% DA.

The one that was pulled directly from the plot of the latest season of Downton Abbey seems like a good contender. The rest of them seem pretty plausible to me, though.

I really wish they would go through all of the comments and pull the best stories instead of just picking the most commented on ones. The obvious fakes tend to be the most discussed because everyone jumps in to call it out. Even if you're just going to pick the most popular ones, maybe, just maybe, the editor should…

My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short.

We had an horrid relationship, the last 2 years where whiteout sex We had already broken up, I came to my apartment to find him inside it, lucky me the guy I was having sex with was waiting for me at a part several blocks away, Called my best friend because I wasn't going to be alone with my psycho ex...

I was…

Im going to say what we're all thinking- this is a bad article. You need to draw a line: either fitbit IS bullshit according to science (meaning that fitbit doesnt effectively contribute to weightloss because an experiment was devised to test this, the findings of said experiment were that it didnt and the experiment…

agreed. Not hot, dont care that he's getting married.

I am stalwart in my against-society opinion that Benedict Cumberbatch is not hot. Peer pressure and all of the world's opinion be damned.