im all up in that shizz man. Last known address in Mel-burn is St Kilda.

I am also from Melbourne ( Abbotsford represent!) are you saying I would not like it in the Midwest?

Another ex-Melburnian in the Midwest here. I feel like we should have a support group or something.

To be fair, "it's so much better in ____________" is hardly limited to the Midwest. NOBODY does this more than New Yorkers.

Because (as a new transplant from Australia to the midwest) Midwesterner's can be a kick-in-the-pants, pain in the arse. My friend's MIL "gave" her a dog then proceeded to bully her into keeping up the dogs "show routine"- essentially handing over all the responsability of the dog and its life THEN forcing her into…

I worked in doctors office. I collected the paper that held the diagnoses for you after you saw the doctor as well as your co-pay. When I told a guy his copay was 10 dollars, he gave me a "bill" and told me to keep the change and basically bolted out.

Dude I am at work, gasping for air at my desk.

I am cracking up at this so hard.

It's a very competitive and expensive private school. How do I know this? Bc my mom tried to enroll us, saw the price tag and was like LOLOLO J/K!!!

in year 5, in melbourne aus, its a right of passage to go to school camp at a gold rush re-enactment town called Sovereign Hill. The camp consists of dressing up in ye olde outfits and going to an old fashioned school and writing on chalkboards with slate (i got in trouble for talking to much and my punishment was to…

I heard this all in my head in Nadia from New Girl's voice.

I wrote this at age nine:

In fifth grade, the student teacher made us write a story about a spy. So I wrote about a spy in jail, being tortured, getting executed, and the twist at the end was that he was a Russian spy (this was in the late 70s). Student teacher tried to give me an F for not "following instructions, because he meant an American…

I was such a nerd in school. I wrote a fanfic for grade 4 that was about Captain Picard's first ship, the Stargazer.

NIGHTMARE FUEL

More importantly, what does Skylar mean by "taking out" the parakeets? They ARE noisy...

But did you stain it with liptons and burn the edges? That's how you know it's legit.

Some Gabis just want to watch the World burn.

Somewhere, Gabi's babysitter is thinking of a reason she can't sit this weekend.