I dont know about this whole "lets ban (insert formally fun activity here)" due to 1+ wankers acting like wankers. So the mum put on an expensive party for her kid and someone didnt turn up, I dont know if this is anyones *fault* per se but everyone has clearly gone overboard.

Seriously, just send out an email that says, "Hey, please do me a favor and next time if you can't commit just say "maybe" and I'll plan accordingly. I take RSVPs seriously, and ask that you do the same. If you cannot commit, no problem, just understand that you might be cut out at the last minute as well."

If this lady is going to get this worked up every time someone no shows to her kids birthday parties, she's got a long road of angry disappointment ahead of her. Yes, it's particularly shitty to RSVP and then not show. No you do not get to invoice the parents of the no show, you insane twat. Move on with your life and…

oh my love......you have a long way to go. Its fine though because pregnancy ends and in my experience, people are totally forgiving to crazed pregnant women.

I once flew into a rage because right at the very end of my pregnancy, I had that pregnant "the baby is about to shoot out of me" waddle and my friends giggled about it, but in a 'its cute, the preggy waddle' kind of way. I refused to talk to them and told them to f*ck off and get out of my life. Thank GOD no one…

Pregnancy story one: Mr Really Clever beat me at a game of Scrabble, I had a nervous breakdown.

Things I have cried over while pregnant:

Ha! I'll take a schizophrenic over a borderline personality any day. A narcissist will use sex to impress and control. Maybe that's why your guy was so good? Joe was nowhere near narcissistic. I think he was a good lover because he just lived in the moment.

Right? It was just so beyond the pale.

Here's one:

He'd be working on the church grounds and see me coming home from work or getting my mail and he'd say, "Hey, girly. Want me to fuck you?" I'd be like, "Shh...yes."

yeah, i just dont think a real "friend" would want your boyfriend/fiance/husband to see their tits. And i know when we're single its a free-for-all and super fun and being drunk is awsome and sometimes entire pubs/clubs/bars see your tits and shit happens, but to specifically go out of your way to find a friend's…

I fuckin wish. Returned it to him without listening because I knew I would have to stop sleeping with him if I heard his attempt to ~break into the comedy world~

Joe was schizophrenic with benign auditory hallucinations. He was not at all violent. He was smelly but strangely not dirty or poorly groomed. If he were talking into a cell phone, you would not peg him as mentally ill. He had a clear understanding of his condition and could speak intelligently about it. He was as…

A guy who gave me a playlist (on a flash drive) called "DJ WetWet's Beats for the Sheets."

As a college freshman I thought I was hot shit going after a senior RA the first week on campus. I wasn't even attracted to him, but was swept up by all that authority. Oh, the power! One thing led to another, and when things began to get hot and heavy he bent his lips into my ear. My mind raced with excitement. …

He didn't know what doggy style was. I turned over and he actually said the words "I don't know what you expect me to do".

-The Man in the Open relationship who thought that Fidel Castro was a benign dictator because he leaned slightly to the left in terms of politics and then asked me "where [I] got my information" when I informed him Castro had dragged prisoners in forced labor camps across fields of sugar cane, flogging them alive..

One of my bridesmaids showed up uninvited to my husband's bachelor party. Then flashed her breasts at everyone half the night. Now, I don't mean to sound judgmental about that- after all, as long as I'd known her, she was prone to showing people her boobs while drunk. I've always been in the 'her body, her…