oh god what if the kid got away with like

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

I'm just here to join the Des Moines party....

Omg! I live in WDM but have totally missed this. Is it in Missed Connections?

What sort of insult is "monogrammed coffee mug guys"? Not trying to be a dick, just seems random.

Yep. My husband brings home the best stories from his job. He works at a fancy resort restaurant in Marin County California and all kinds of douche happens there. It is always the "normal" people who are the jerks. They had an entire crowd of A-listers for a birthday party once (and I do mean A-listers) and they…

I work with people AALLLLLLLLL day. I have a finely developed appreciation for people who take no shit from those people and a keen respect for management that doesn't throw itself into every mud puddle so the customer can walk all over them and their staff. The customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is a…

My mother found out about the genetic abnormalities when she was 25 weeks, she missed initial OB appointments due to a car accident a few months before she was in that left her body very stressed, in a cane and going through tough physical therapy made harder with pregnancy. Unfortunately, NY law only allowed abortion…

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

FTFY

Agreed! Usually it makes me sad or feel bad when I see a "no fatties" like statement in an ad. With this one, I was like "Phew! No worries, dude. Let's NEVER interact."

Funny thing, I'm overweight with tattoos, piercings and an overbite, yet these dudes message me on OkCupid all the time! Guys like this grossout and also body builders. It's the weirdest thing. I think they must assume that I have zero self-esteem so they'll at least get their dick sucked and at most, will have…

Same with me being in a wheelchair most of the time. Oh, this dude wouldn't be interested in me, how tragic. :p

Romeo Rose? Is that you?

Sometimes I lament the fact that, as a plus-sized lady, I am not what much of society deems attractive.

I am almost willing to play single JUST TO FIND OUT THE NAME OF HIS BLOG. I bet my husband would support me in this.

I can't lie: I checked out as soon as I hit the word "cuddle" in the first bullet point. "Cuddle" is the "moist" of relationship words. *cringes*

That is such a good question. "Its like, do you just decide one day: hey, I wonder if i can trick this person into thinking we're together so I can get close to them and steal their credit card? Or did someone give him the idea?"

The same thing happened to my old hair stylist (same person, same dude? like how many…