Mark, this is a terrible way to end Friday. "Dr" Phil the parasite, this poor delusional woman who's being shamed on television and the internet, horrible creeps over in Africa rubbing their hands together in glee and the yank dollars rain in. Quick, find some MRA getting his comeuppance to brighten the mood!!!

actually, thats a genius idea. Apart from Kitchenette, I thee Dread and regular old Jezebel, I'm completely addicted to the sub-reddit r/relationships. They have all kinds of reoccurring marriage themes- terrible MIL's, pre-nup issues, bad reactions from friends/loved ones to engagements, wedding cost/planning…

can you outsource to friends? I get that its a huge job, cos these are SO MUCH FUN!!! And everyone is so full of stories, cos we've all been there. These kinds of topics touch the sick and twisted shadenfrude mistress inside me. I reckon get a couple of girlfriends to do some reading, scrolling and screen-capping for…

its like ginger pubes growing on a pile of sentient ham.

LOL at douche board. Please post links.

its all good. when my uncle and aunty got married i was about the same age and DESTROYED the photos, i refused to be in them, i kicked up a huge tantrum. In the pictures you see me running around in the background being a complete and utter arsehole. My mum has never forgiven me, because shortly after their wedding,…

My friends wedding: A LOT of the guests had all been in the same group of friends growing up together from early teen-hood. One of the girls had been the uber pretty one who, during highschool and uni, had been fending off all the boys and was generally the hot sexy one who everyone wanted. ANYWAY, by the time the…

She is such trash. And the Uber Class Clooney's are all ".......-_-........". Amal is about to say to George "i think its time your drunk friend left now" and george is all "I dont even really know her. I dont even know how she's still here".

melbournites can be real douchebags.

virgin irish coffee= coffee

I honestly believe that people think "Skinny (whatever)" is the name of the drink. In Aus, I had numerous people ask me if we do "Skinny Latte's" and when I say "Sure, can i get you one?" they reply with "Yes! Ill get a Soy Milk Skinny Latte". When you explain "our soy milk isnt 'skinny', its just normal soy milk"…

well stated my friend. I completely agree, you make excellent points and I will reference your well said, unarguable standpoint to future racists.

no, i meant men.

Classic white man bullshit. Did he also propose a "White History Month" in the interest of "fairness" and "equality"?

EVERYONE wanted to date Raphael. I remember when the first movie came out and they were in the costumes and Raphael was all brooding and moody ( Also, totes jealous of April by the way). I wanted to be my older brother when I was little so I was obsessed with TMNT (as the cool kids called it).

for about a year I finished every sentence with "do I?" eg: I love my bath do I? Read me a story do I? Daddy snores do I? TO THIS DAY my Dad will still call me Do-I as a nickname.

What? SHE should have read all the comments and chosen a few stand-outs? Thats your JOB. And no one here ASKED you to do anything. You introduced this topic and welcomed replies. If you can't handle it, don't bring it up. RE: free entertainment quality- are you saying that if its free it shouldn't be held to any…

Im going to make a real (hopefully constructive) criticism to what you've done with this: "pissing contest" posts on Jezebel are some of my favourite columns. The worst person you've have sex with is a stand out. They're good because they are inclusive and pick topics that ARE funny. Tell us about the time you got…

Im going to say what we're all thinking- this is a bad article. You need to draw a line: either fitbit IS bullshit according to science (meaning that fitbit doesnt effectively contribute to weightloss because an experiment was devised to test this, the findings of said experiment were that it didnt and the experiment…

agreed. Not hot, dont care that he's getting married.