I LOVE bad pronunciations. I worked at a pizza/bar place, and one of the pizza's was a potato pizza on a garlic base with saganaki cheese. Some guy comes in and asks my friend Liz, who I worked with, what saganaki is. Liz, who is otherwise irrepressibly helpful and friendly, for some reason, snapped. She looks him in…

seeing as we're getting all mega-honest and full on, i told the girlfriend of the guy i was boning behind everyone's backs for a year that no, we werent in fact boning, and i knew nothing of him being unfaithful, ever (to her face, after she asked me). That was about 10 years ago. THEN i've gone on to tell all sorts…

they are glorious.

In C.A's defense, I think he does a really good job of weeding out the legitimate posts from the "waa waa waa"posts. And comments accordingly. For example- if EVERY story was about baristas getting pissed off at long winded blah blah coffee orders from difficult douches, then i think we'd all complain. The criticism…

Try having a strong Australian accent and work in the service industry. People think i dont realise that tipping is a thing, or that $2 is an unnaceptable tip on anything other then a single drink. They just assume that i naturally know how to do the job, that ive miraculously just picked it up (this being my first…

I CAN! You know how in a plane, they tell you to put on your own oxygen mask before you help others (including your own kid)? Thats because you cant help others to breathe if you cant breathe yourself. If we apply this to human rights>animal rights we can see that one cannot aid something that is being treated less…

my real life boobs. I got this done after I was walking down a shopping strip in Melbourne and a girl walking ahead of me had little earthquakes tattoed onto her calf.

Sadly, and upsettingly, i had this exact same thought. No one should ever be raped, ever. Its terrible.

she doesnt need context. Ive rejected my husbands sexual advances before, a few times, and i have sex with him ALL THE TIME. He still hasnt raped me. Am i lucky?

we had a "friend" growing up. I was the first, but it escalated after me. I woke up after a group of us partied and ended up passing out in a friends living room. Cam had moved himself so he was lying beside me and was trying to pull up my dress and get his hands down my leggings. I just kind of rolled away and he…

I have done all of the following to people I work with whilst at work (because i wanted to bone them and they didnt want to bone me)

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yes. yes you will. Its great, but be prepared to drink nothing but Dr Pepper and Mountain Dew. Mac and cheese is your friend. Essentially, you aint getting out of the midwest without putting on a few K.G's. ps: does the Railway Hotel still do bingo and 12 buck steak night?

im all up in that shizz man. Last known address in Mel-burn is St Kilda.

Because (as a new transplant from Australia to the midwest) Midwesterner's can be a kick-in-the-pants, pain in the arse. My friend's MIL "gave" her a dog then proceeded to bully her into keeping up the dogs "show routine"- essentially handing over all the responsability of the dog and its life THEN forcing her into…

in year 5, in melbourne aus, its a right of passage to go to school camp at a gold rush re-enactment town called Sovereign Hill. The camp consists of dressing up in ye olde outfits and going to an old fashioned school and writing on chalkboards with slate (i got in trouble for talking to much and my punishment was to…

That, or Pegasus School, Huntington Beach, is like one of those Russian gymnastics training gyms where some crazed former Soviet Union school mar'm screams at the kids "YOU WRITE!!! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ALL HOUSES BURN!!! ALL OF THEM!!! AND LEEEEETLE BABY CRY CRY CHILDREN LIKE YOU SUFFER!!! YOU WRITE ABOUT PAIN!!…

If one were to peruse the comments on this piece, one would note that no, the regular media consuming person is not, in fact, interested in Amal Clooney's wardrobe, but IS interested in her Human Rights law past, who she is defending and other such matters that are attributed directly to her career.

I dont think a buisness can ever be sure, none of us can. We can never be sure that our date isnt racist, or our doctor or anyone we get into a relationship with. What we can do is what Elmwood has done here- found out that an employee doesnt hold the same values that the buisness does and acts acordingly. I dont…

use of the word chafed= good work out of you.