The waitresses life isnt destroyed, dick, because at most she'll get fired. Im a waitress who has been fired. I am currently employed as a waitress. Calm down.

im bringing scimitar's back. They have been marginalised for TOO LONG!!! TOO LONG SAYS I!!!

yes. Thats EXACTLY what I was saying!

hmm. Well, when I first saw my husband i thought he was cute. We were friends for about a year and the tension started to build up about a month before we actually made out (Bee tee dubs we first kissed and boned on the same night *slanty face*). I knew I wanted to be physical with him while we were still just…

Good one, random commenter. I love a bit of "well, what about the other side of the story? What if he was really brandishing a scimitar and NOT 'just a book' as he claims and then he actually threatened the waitress with said scimitar while screaming rants about the jews controlling hollywood? She would have been…

Im going to hazard a guess that that hoodie alone cost more then some of my entire outfits #targetforthewin

good on her. Im all for rubbing it in the face of people who are c*nts.

Wife material, pah. Whatever b*tch. I spent my twenties drunk and getting laid (mostly simultaneously). I had a roller coaster of adventure, I travelled, I swam naked in the sea, I got high, I got down and dirty with some ladies, I had heartbreak, crushes, love affairs, cheated, was cheated on.....then I met my…

I want more re: Prince Farming's tiny wang please. I told my husband about that, then laughed about tiny wangs in general. He was unimpressed. I explained that if there wasnt a patriarchy, more women would be laughing about tiny wangs in public more often. It would be "the way things are".

I REALLY hope I dont get busted for saying this: in Des Moines there is a place called Twin Peaks (is a breasterant chain of some sort). Anyway, I know a bus boy who works there. All I'm saying is there may be dodgy practices regarding promotion and pay rates that are blatantly discriminatory. Needed to be said, on my…

Its actually really interesting to hear it from a friends perspective. I mean, at least *some* of these over the top, clingy, creeper guys have to have lives of some sort. Ive never known anyone who has admitted to doing this kind of thing. Its interesting when you say he's harmless in the same story where he is…

(lets pretend im not married for a second) do you want to date me? Like, you know, start off slow with coffee or something? I would like to read back this incredible response and highlight all the bits that I love and read them to you and then explain why i love them. Is that creepy? have i turned into a mad creeper?…

See? For all the pains in the arse chefs are DURING service, I would take one chef in my corner over an entire army any day. Chef's are the bestest (I mean everything Ive said here with all the love and sincerity. You guys know you're a bloody nightmare to deal with sometimes, and as longtime servers, we love you for…

"microwaved as infants"!!!!!! GOLD!!!

15%???? Your arse make diamonds when you shove coal up there too?

In all honesty, its not the asking, but the attitude from a no. Im exactly the same: I hate being seated near families cos I'm not a big "other peoples kids" person (especially when Im out relaxing and socialising). Asking is not an issue ever. Its when the asker gets snippy or argumentative, thats what I take umbrage…

They asked. Also, this is our job: trying to explain things to difficult patrons. They cant be satisfied with a simple yes or no, they cant help us to help them. People like this insist on making problems and being challenging then hiding behind "Well, Im just a poor soul who can only afford the occasional special…

meh.

OK, ill address some of your points: Seating preference- as a host, you seat according to where is available, who you expect, through expereince, to come in during the paticular period, any bookings that have been made and who is looking after the paticular area. If I seat someone at a paticular table and they say…

I dont know about this whole "lets ban (insert formally fun activity here)" due to 1+ wankers acting like wankers. So the mum put on an expensive party for her kid and someone didnt turn up, I dont know if this is anyones *fault* per se but everyone has clearly gone overboard.