I am so sick of that nonsense. Bunch of whiny little bitches who have done fuck all in terms of activism, but they’re just too pure and delicate to vote for any but the purest of candidates. Jesus Christ, fuck off.

Wait, that hasn’t been going on for decades?

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”

Listen, if there’s any positive thing to come out of this election it’s that these people are coming forward and identifying themselves. What we gotta do now is wait til the election is over, find these people, tag their ears, and notify the general public that those who are tagged are not to be trusted as teachers,…

The worst part of all of this, is that everything that we are forced to endure now (“lock her up” etc) are things that will be amplified throughout her presidency.

All the selfish bastards who keep insisting that they just won’t go out and vote because “ew, Hillary” are going to cost us yet another Congress because they never see the bigger picture with their myopic obsession with moral purity but they’ll sure as hell complain about it to anyone who’ll listen and pretend like…

They’ll change their tunes when they can’t get kale in their grocery stores out of season.

I’m just curious, have you ever had a laugh with someone who wasn’t a close friend?

Ehh, I think Bill would have gotten annoyed with Trump being creepy and scaring off some of the women.

In other breaking news, rain has just been discovered to be quite wet.

You disagree because you don’t have a pussy to be grabbed by. But if you did, you would absolutely condone this fucker getting wrecked. But since you don’t agree, it would seem that you have a pussy to grab.

Nobody is feigning it.

I’m all for gun control, but in this time of national crisis, I make an exception.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

Bill has already shown he’s a disaster on the campaign trail. I am dreading what he will be like when he realizes that he’s not the top billing anymore in that marriage. I will always be grateful to Bill Clinton for his economic policies (they enabled us to buy a house long, long ago) but I think he has a real problem…

Everything you need to know about this debate: The Orioles-Blue Jays game started at 8:00 on TBS.

Why is it always the Chicken Hawks and draft dodgers who talk so tough about military service they know nothing about?

Don’t forget she’s already spent 8 years in the White House and her role was not trivial. Plus she’s a highly educated lawyer who has been in the public sector for years.

Some words were overlain onto a picture, so it MUST be true!

Trump voters will not respect the endorsement of a king. However, they may respond well if the Akron Beacon-Journal piece appears in comic sans.