Players don’t want to be hit in the legs though, so if you take away legs and take away shoulders up, that is a pretty tiny area to attack and you have thus ruined defense.

“We think you’re shittier than Florida” is about the strongest burn I’ve ever heard of.

You mean Meg Trump.

Alison: Katrina Pierson?

Lol? My bad for trying to use reason.

What you are doing is jumping to a conclusion of your own creation, and scolding others for jumping to a conclusion that differs from it.

The Pirates employ a rapist as their every day third baseman but yeah whatever, God, take the guy everybody fucking loved.

I rarely get emotionally involved when celebrities/athletes pass away but this has me fucked up.

“Jesus Christ, you guys.”

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

Marshawn followed up the discussion of Kaepernick by asking where he could get some of those skittles that Donald Trump Jr. was tweeting about.

No, no, no. You’ve got it wrong.

If instead of Texas bailing on the union, can we figure out a safe place for us “liberals” (aka sane people) to move to and let all the crazies eat themselves to irrelevance? How hard would that be? Just give us like, Arizona and everything North of and west of.

Take it easy on Lindsey, he’s just frustrated that because of his first name, the RNC won’t let him use the men’s room.

As a sports fan who finds the NFL pretty repulsive and reprehensible, I’m faced with a shit-ton of posts I don’t care about between July and February. I deal. So can you.

It was too risky. The straight path to the locker room cuts directly through a day care.

Is this an example of what you mean:

lol.

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

It’s guys like this that make me pro-72nd trimester abortions. #notachildbutadouche