god damn, dude...that is a VISCERAL description

What exactly is a desktop soundbar for?  I haven’t done desktop gaming for some years now (laptop/console), but isn’t everyone on Dolby 7.1 or Gaming headphones these days?

What exactly is a desktop soundbar for?  I haven’t done desktop gaming for some years now (laptop/console), but…

My bad, I thought Activision/Blizzard was assumed on the list. I was just picking on Squenix because of the specific context here - Licensed Marvel game, presumably Single Player, the same team lead as the most recent shit, etc etc

Is Motive also gonna be held to some impossible Iron Man game sales standard by EA, just like Eidos-Montreal, GotG, and Square-Enix (apparently the worst publishers on the planet)?

Is this basically the casserole version of me making leftover spaghetti frittatas?  But classier?

Man, I really hope they port Beat Saber to PSVR2, otherwise jesus christ this is gonna tank.

And now they are “on the blockchain” for some fucking reason.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa he’s back

Nah, thanks.

The AC subreddit and one of the twitter accounts that tries to dig into any ARG stuff that Ubisoft puts out have already figured out some of the clues.

Oh man, if they revisit Aveline in any way, I will be blown away.

The main ending of Valhalla already does that, imo.  I was super excited for what was coming next once the modern story beats resolved and the game let my modern day protag drop back into the animus.  Even the line they say as they drop in was a cool tease, maybe?

Hexe is definitely the one I’m most curious about. The little twig effigy thing made me think of Witchcraft and Appalachian root magic, but I wasn't expecting AC to return to Italy or America so "soon" for the Inquisition or the Salem witch trials or whatever...

John’s pun is the first time I have known how to pronounce “Notis”.

Never thought I would see anyone mentioning freaking Trickstyle in the wild. I was super hyped for that when I got my Dreamcast...

3 would not be a great starting point because it’s the end of a complicated story arc.
Unity is a good game, but has a love story at its center, which is weird among AC plots.
The Triple Pack is some damn good value, and while it has story continuity beats that might be confusing in it, there are 3 good nearly…

Not sure if it’s discounted or not, but I see AC: Freedom Cry available on PSN for $15.

Man, I hope he brings on all his weird random-ass friend guest-stars like Guillermo Del Toro and Rahul Kohli...

Thank you guys for putting this together. I’ll admit I was getting upset not seeing anything, but a few smart people in the comments reminded me that I was missing someone I knew by their stories, and all of you were missing the real person. I’m sorry I was shitty for even ten seconds, and my condolences to all of you.

Deleting my comment because it was insensitive.