Thanks, y’all.  My uncle is dead because other people decided to be selfish and greedy.  You are the reasons we will have at least some lockdown measures for the rest of the year.  Everyone who ignores the rules extends the rules.  Go to hell.

Why are the shelves so full of masks? Don’t they know that there’s an epidemic going on? Ship ‘em!

It could be worse. In Baltimore the name of the local sports news guy is Gerry Sandusky.

It makes total sense that the idiots on Twitter attacking Tara R-e-i-d, instead of Tara R-e-a-d-e, can’t r-e-a-d.

Don Jr.’s grandfather was arrested at a Klan rally, and was then set free without charges.

He looks fucking wasted. The screenshot is right from a DUI bulletin.

Given that Trump’s lawyer spent yesterday arguing in front of SCOTUS that the president should have immunity from legislative oversight, I would be completely unsurprised if he tried to postpone the election and took that to the Supreme Court as well because fuck the constitution.

Even in an emergency, such as a global pandemic, the president can’t circumvent Congress and postpone or cancel the general election.

I haven’t read that, but it would explain why he has been reluctant to display her picture in the White House without prodding. It doesn’t however, explain his hair-do homage:

Mary Trump became ill after the birth of Trump’s younger sibling. Trump was but a toddler, and Mommy was swept away to the hospital where she remained very ill for months. So ill, in fact, that Trump’s older sister was told by Fred Trump to ‘go to school, and if her mother died, he would come and get her.’

I think she didn’t give him enough ass whuppins, that is my theory. Cause he needs an ass whuppin.

What exactly did people think they could they have charged him with?

“I mean she looked Chinese. Why can’t she ask China? Don’t they all know each other?”
Coming from Dr. Clorox, this is only about a 3 on the crazy scale. Sadly, the lizard-brained racist doesn’t know when to not react with what’s in his buffer or to STFU.

Seriously. I don’t begrudge the White House, Congress, etc. their ability to conduct regular testing. I think that’s an important and necessary thing for government to do in the middle of a pandemic, even when we’re short of tests. But testing themselves constantly while actively downplaying the importance of…

This was an aborted lynching. I’m glad the Shepards are alive.

No one in Mississippi has ever seen the Æ character before. 

I’ve posted a lot about how my parents gave my sister a strange family name to the point no one else on the planet has it except for our one family member who died a million years ago.

I think you’ll find it’s pronounced starting with the sound of crying on the school playground and ending with that of a pen scratching a signature on to an emancipation document.

I look forward to May 2038 when this kid changes his name to “John.”