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Carlos SpicyWiener
carlos-spicywiener

Yes, that's the origin of the term, but language and meanings shift through time.

Not even 600 and that's before taxes. 

I watched Polar Express for the first time with my wife last weekend. It was a terrible movie. I couldn't stand it. Elf is my jam! 

Thank you for doing this. It was spinning in my head too. Now I'm hungry for a shitty little pizza on a bagel.

That guy in the main photo looks a little like jim spanfeller, and jim spanfeller is a herb.

I got you, buddy.

Disabling the comments on Deadspin articles is absolute fucking bullshit.

Damn. Well played.

Do we want to be governed by an unelected bureaucracy or by a democratically elected president? That is the sole issue facing the American people.”

Can you imagine a world where the only team to beat Tom Brady in the Superbowl is a Nick Foles led Eagles?

And my AX!

Let's also talk about the other problem with that corn poll. trunp is the only conservative with a bowl, so sure his bowl is overflowing. It should be. How many Democrats have bowls? Does the combined amount of corn in those bowls beat trunps bowl? I don't know, but eric knows even less.

Okay let’s follow this piece of shit’s logic. He wasn’t happy with the way things were going under Obama, so he should have left, right?

He crooks all the time.

If life is fair, he will have died of a tweet rage induced heart attack before the idea of a library even gets mentioned, regardless of how the Mueller probe, his impeachment, or reelection campaign shake out.

Now there's a senator that's tough on crime!

I used to manage the grocery store that my family owned and we would regularly do things like this. Help out a family that claimed they had no food to feed their kids, give them a $30 or $40 limit and ask that they pay it when they could. But it was also a town of 1200 people, and not a densely populated city. Just

Yeach, at work we have this thing called a bandsaw that makes handy work of steel tubes, both square and round! And a hacksaw with the proper blade would take more time, but definitely not impossible.

Right? There was a time when I read every single one. Now I get to the tweets and the comments won't come fast enough.

I was out until the mass graying a while back. I'll probably never get back out.