The tweet apparently enraged Pence’s staff, which told Herman that he had violated the off-the-record terms

I’m sorry, maybe I’m not reading the statement correctly and I don’t get that this is sarcasm, but this is just not true. Circumstantial evidence is still evidence.

I’m preemptively annoyed for his obituaries calling him a “Lion of the Senate”, but consoled by the fact that it’ll be his obituary.

Yeah I’m 29 and now officially have no idea what is going on. I mean, other than the bascis of “people like to watch hot people do stuff”. That will never go out of style.

Really?

I always watch the Queen’s broadcasts, in case one day she says, “You’re all a bunch of morons. I’m retaking power and will rule henceforth absolutely. You simply can’t be trusted with something as sophisticated as democracy. It’s better this way. You’ll see.”

How bad are things when we have to take advice from inbred imbeciles?

We’re using Zoom to replace classroom interactions in my school. We’ve looked into this problem and have solutions that prevent this happening to us.

Here in Washington more than a few distilleries have switched to making non-price-gouged hand sanitizer. Which is heartwarming and hand-cleansing!

Your scheme needs more meth.

“I didn’t say that. I didn’t say that. I didn’t say that.”

In over their head...doesn’t have a clue...blames everyone else for their ineptitude....

“For example, Florida, where Trump yes-man Ron DeSantis is governor, has reportedly received multiple shipments of the medical supplies they’ve requested to combat covid-19"

“... your Governor, Gretchen ‘Half’ Whitmer is way in over her head, she doesn’t have a clue. Likes blaming everyone for her own ineptitude!”

Does he know it’s not his money, he won’t get to take it when he leaves office?

I’d like to start a GoFuckYourself fund for vAinsley. 

it gives us shelter for 2 months. hopefully neither of us are perma laid off, because otherwise 2400 doesnt do dick job or not.

If The Crown is to be believed, I doubt the Queen is in danger of catching anything from Prince Charles as I’m not sure she allows him closer than 25 feet!

Mic, my friend.  Mic.  No one said anything about milk.

Yeah, he will use his current lack of symptoms as reasons to continue to vote against any assistance.. (ie: Its not that bad.. so people should able to work)