My sister’s wedding is in August. They’re getting married on their 10th anniversary. They’ve been together since they were 15. They have the most amazing venue in Santa Barbara with a reception on the pier and a private trolley. 

It could have been worse: he could have called it the ching-chong-ching-chong virus or some stupid shit like that. Don’t even try to tell me he wouldn’t, if he’d thought of it. The man is worth less respect than the insect I accidentally stepped on this morning.

The easy difference is that “jail” generally refers to where one is taken after being arrested, but prior to being sentenced. One can spend an indefinite time in “jail,” (see Kalief Browder), but prison is where you go when you are sentenced.

As long as he doesn’t fuck her without a rubber and then have his dumbass crooked shyster pay her $130,000 to keep her mouth shut and then said shyster goes to jail for it.

You would be fired from your job if you handled anything at all this way. It’s NOT off-limits to solicit the views and recommendations of ER professionals on the ground, who are dealing with this. It is abundantly idiotic to do so selectively (who am I related to? who do I play golf with?) and without having someone…

Imagine a situation too corrupt and heinous for even GOP senate. Wowzer, that must have been one bad law.

Yes it’s the new Vine but less funny and more just pretty people copying dance moves over and over.

Pretty much, with a few caveats. At its best, it’s actually delightful. It makes me love and appreciate teenagers even more. Some of them are hella smart, they are talented, and they are FUNNY as fuck.

Well, the auto worker was full of shit. And he was acting like a horse’s ass.

First Meghan looks stunning in Green. Second, have the Windsors looked in the mirror lately. They are racist, inbred, nystagmus, pasty faced, murderous dullards. Why anyone would look to them for good taste and breeding is beyond me.

I can’t imagine being on a jury for five months. I was on a jury for four weeks, and that seemed really long. 

She’s not saying “the right thing” now. 

What “right thing?” That she’s scared of a virus?

it’s been corrected, and i guess you’re my new boss now, bud 

almost a Jason Mendoza way to die -- “Go Bortles!!!”

Even more terrifying than Ginni’s purge was a reporter asking Trump how many “disloyal to Trump” employees would be let go during his news conference as if this is now a totally normal thing in the USA.

No one else can make them do it, and they’re not obligated to listen to Fox News yet….

“Born-Alive Survivors Protection Act” would require doctors to make efforts to save infants born after attempted abortions

Fortunately, Supreme Court justices are their own arbiters of whether they will recuse themselves. No one else can make them do it, and they’re not obligated to listen to Fox News.