Life, uh...finds a way.

Ha. We all know Scott Stapp is in a ditch somewhere, we just don’t know which one!

Yeah, but why did he wait...uh...10 days. Like the calendar changed to a different month before I heard about it, and now I’m mad!!

God was sitting around on a cloud, not sure what to do. Should he help the people of Houston, whom he just flooded old testament style, or just continue to watch them suffer? Then, from under the clouds an orange beam shown through. trump had called for a national day of prayer and the next thing god knew prayers were…

Holy shit that’s probably accurate. And the guy keeps telling her they can legally take his blood now, or come back later with a warrant for blood they (the hospital) had taken before the police arrived. So which fucking is it? If you’re so sure of your abilities, go get a warrant!

Star for burnt husk!

“After reading the false reporting and even ferocious anger in some dying magazines, it makes me wonder, WHY? All I want to do is #MAGA!”

Holy shit that’s a good one. I’m going to have to go watch Blazing Saddles now while picturing trump as Le Petomane. On second thought, that might take the humor out of the movie because it’ll be too much like real life.

Now that’s good Kinja!

I can’t wait for his crooked Hillary, nasty woman, lock her up, emails tweets! Because we know he can’t let this shit go.

Is prat some kind of candy-ass milk?

trump vodka(TM) is so much better than Russian vodka. People are saying it’s the best vodka, and this Russian Vodka is fake news. The biggest witch hunt in American vodka history! There’s no Russia! No Russia! Only trump.

I read the title more like the Interior department paused coal mining due to a health risk study and I was thinking wow that’s amazing! Then I read the article and realized it was the exact opposite and much more in line with this administration. The world is still the world.

I lost my “soul dog” last winter. She was 11 and had recently become diabetic. So about a year of insulin shots and then she started having seizures and that was that. I was like you, worried for years about how terrible it would be when I finally had to say goodbye, and don’t get me wrong it was the worst, but not…

I read this article and there was no mention of a quote from trump, so maybe you accidentally left it out?

There’s that expression “what you don’t know could fill a book.” And that’s certainly true of everyone, but with trump, every book is filled with what he doesn’t know, because he’s a fucking moron that can’t read.

I gotta say the best part of the article was the submission by Claw. You earned it, buddy.

I always feel that way when I see a documentary on white supremacists. It’s shocking at first but you have to press on and finish it. Remember they’re so piss small in numbers and they’re just a bunch of ignorant fucks. The Vice story is worth the time.

I’m pretty sure Hitler the biggest shit-stained snowflake of them all.

I keep waking up hoping to find that he’s dead from a stroke or heart attack. Someday. All that rage will catch up to him.