That guy on the right looks like Kushner.

“letting a fucking spoiled child tweet us into a nightmare millions won’t survive”

And those are just the stories he’s willing to share.

4-12 Delight gets the star. Well Done.

So then why did dumb-fuck-blunder-brains call it a phone call? Is he just too fucking dumb to know the difference between talking to someone on the phone and in person, or he just couldn’t remember because of his dementia?

This is the best description I’ve ever read. Possible the best collection of English words assembled by anyone in 2017. I’m going to screenshot this so I can keep it.

This reminds me of the safe handling instructions that have to be put on packages of raw meat, telling consumers to keep things refrigerated, wash hands, and cook thoroughly etc. I had a health inspector tell me one time that the safe handling instructions have to be on the package somewhere, but it’s okay to cover…

Most 2x4s are solid, but you might get one with a structural flaw, so watch out and pick a sturdy one. You don’t want to let him off easy. If you’re unsure about your ability to select a good 2x4 and you already know the staff at Lowe’s won’t help, just go for something metal like a nice pipe wrench.

I just learned to drive stick this summer in an old 1960s International grain truck. I was helping a buddy of mine harvest wheat (something I’d been wanting to do for a long time) and I got grain truck duty. I picked it up fairly quickly (killed it a few times getting into second gear) drove it to town once or twice…

The sarcasm comment is about how I don’t need imsurance. I have been in a wreck that I was eventually sued over. And I’m glad that I was insured. I’m glad I’m insured now as well.

Congratulations, we were able to find and remove the tumor!

I’m a good driver! I’ve only been in one car wreck and have only been sued one time. Why should I have to keep my insurance, that was years ago and I haven’t had any wrecks since then, but I see people with crashed cars all the time! My premiums are paying for those!

http://deadspin.com/an-oral-history-of-the-go-fuck-yourself-tweet-to-dona-1785034101

As a resident of Kansas I can say thank you trump for taking this stupid fuck off our hands! Now maybe our schools can get funded without the supreme court having to step in and rule that the funding brownback was trying give is unconstitutional. Good riddance to that piece of shit. May he never come back.

He’s repeated the same shape 4 times in that drawing, and I’m trying to figure out if it’s a middle finger or a weird looking dick with square balls underneath. Probably 2 of each.

“I am not a racist, you idiot mongoloid,” the man responds to Ramírez in English and Spanish. “I am Argentinian, you mental retard.”

There’s always enough brain bleach. I just call use regular bleach though because Clorox charges an arm and a leg for the Brain Bleach and it’s technically the same stuff.

This is possibly the best thing I’ve read all day. Thank you.

Next Week on John McCain: Shortly after condemning trump’s twitter assault on trans people serving in the military and promising to put a stop to it, he will vote yes on legislation banning trans people from military service and putting “don’t ask don’t tell” back into place.