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Carlos SpicyWiener
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Congratulations, we were able to find and remove the tumor!

I’m a good driver! I’ve only been in one car wreck and have only been sued one time. Why should I have to keep my insurance, that was years ago and I haven’t had any wrecks since then, but I see people with crashed cars all the time! My premiums are paying for those!

As a resident of Kansas I can say thank you trump for taking this stupid fuck off our hands! Now maybe our schools can get funded without the supreme court having to step in and rule that the funding brownback was trying give is unconstitutional. Good riddance to that piece of shit. May he never come back.

He’s repeated the same shape 4 times in that drawing, and I’m trying to figure out if it’s a middle finger or a weird looking dick with square balls underneath. Probably 2 of each.

“I am not a racist, you idiot mongoloid,” the man responds to Ramírez in English and Spanish. “I am Argentinian, you mental retard.”

There’s always enough brain bleach. I just call use regular bleach though because Clorox charges an arm and a leg for the Brain Bleach and it’s technically the same stuff.

This is possibly the best thing I’ve read all day. Thank you.

Next Week on John McCain: Shortly after condemning trump’s twitter assault on trans people serving in the military and promising to put a stop to it, he will vote yes on legislation banning trans people from military service and putting “don’t ask don’t tell” back into place.

And now that he won the presidency his net worth will increase 20x while still in office!

He just needs to fuck Sessions and get it over with.

First they came for the Mexican immigrants, and I didn’t speak out— because I was not a Mexican Immigrant.

Yep. He not only has access to health care, but I bet he has regular checkups and doesn’t worry about having having to pay for it. So when he goes in for a regular checkup they notice something like a blood clot in his eye that he has to have surgery for. Then the cancer. Some people aren’t lucky enough to afford

I don’t think Sessions will leave until he is fired. I’m sure he hates being shit on by trump at every possible turn, but I’m sure he’s weighing his reputation against his current ability to harass and imprison as many non-whites as possible while he has the chance. Why would he quit when there’s so much work to be

Better than the former policy of forced sterilization. But still so fucked up.

Sessions didn’t recuse himself from “the job” he recused himself from leading the investigation into Russia’s interference and trump’s collusion. That’s a very specific thing and yet trump says “How do you take a job and then recuse yourself? If he would have recused himself before the job, I would have said,

It’s not just you.

There’s something. There always is.

From the linked article on don or.

He has no culture. So anything musical is lost on him. He would make that face at anything that’s not WWE, women in bikinis, or a speed eating contest.