I’m pretty sure he just learned that word this week when it was taught to him by his staff when they concocted his response to donny don jr. releasing those emails. I know he didn’t write that response.

Like Star Wars Scooby Doo?

Where the fuck does it end? (please say “orange jumpsuit.”

Yeah, but wouldn’t he try to pin it on Tiffany or Eric?

What a way to ruin the rest of my next three-and-a-half more years.

That’s absolutely disgusting. Of course I’m talking about being forced to look at a picture of donny don jr. The elephant part is atrocious, but looking at his nasty body and hairdo is what’s making my breakfast come back. Fuck him.

Be careful out there. It would be a shame if you never got to enjoy the world after trump.

“I wanna challenge this”

Dammit, came here to make this joke.

Yeah but its quills count as a pre-existing condition so that little guy is still fucked.

Everything is logical and calculated. What’s happening behind the scenes right now should give all real American patriots a fucking hard on.

I live very close to Hutchinson, and I’ve been to the Cosmosphere many times since I was young. When I was kid it was just a cool space museum that that had some cool planes and space stuff. It wasn’t until I went there in college (and I hadn’t been in years) that it was actually a museum dedicated to the cold war…

Are hospitals accepting commune bucks now? I’m gonna head down to my local commune and sign up for a bed. Thanks for the tip.

So what does it take to get trump’s account suspended? He says so many abusive things on a weekly basis.

That’s not necessarily correct. At K-State when the band traveled for bowl games it was paid for by the Athletic Department. Our yearly budget at the time was only about $176,000 (the lowest in the Big 12 for Marching Bands) and it easily cost $300,000+ to send us to a bowl game. We couldn’t have paid that…

Agreed. I was in the marching band at my University (Kansas State). There were 362 of us the year we went to The Pin Stripe Bowl. The cost to fly us there from Kansas would have been 300,000 on a chartered flight, so the Athletic Department opted to bus us the 30 hour drive and it cost $100,000. We also sent two…

A guy I work with went on a vacation to Mexico last week. He was back today and told me about a guy from Texas he met there on the trip and had a conversation with. They talked about trump and the Texas guy said “you know, my guy (trump) is really fucking up. But it’s hard for me to admit that because then that…

You have the complexion of an outdoor basketball that has been left in the rain

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