Can you imagine anyone in the campaign ever telling either of Trump’s sons no? For that matter can you imagine anyone in the Trump boys’ lives telling them no? They’re bigger spoiled crybabies than he is.

Maybe Cuban could tell Trump what’s it like to actually have a billion dollars.

So this guy I know, he’s in his 70s, was telling me about how years ago he had to stop drinking Scotch and Waters because he was just having too many blackouts. Before that he drank Scotch with Coke, but the sugar was just too much after awhile I guess. So anyway he quit the Scotch and went to beer because of the…

You’re right, it’s a very serious penalty. So serious in fact the league has been focusing on limiting intentional grounding and has started programs in youth leagues to teach proper ways to throw the ball to avoid such dangerous and destructive plays. I’ve seen the EEGs of former players that were penalized…

Well...the ref justified it by saying the ball was out of his hand before he took the hit that was called as roughing the passer. Which I guess I can understand. What I can’t get over is how does a personal foul for roughing the passer offset with something as meaningless as intentional grounding. A personal foul like…

Never have so many Red Sox fans felt so conflicted.

Cool stories, bro. No seriously, thank you for sharing these made for a good read!

You’re forgetting the real step 1 which is collect underpants.

Per source, the 2018 fourth-round pick that the Eagles get can become a 3 or even a 2. Triggers based on Vikings team success with Bradford.

Glad I went to San Diego last night

The dumbest thing I remember from that show was “Brian Cushing doesn’t like coffee, because he has no filter.” I backed it up to listen again then vomited.

If you were going to mash up two sports into one greater (hilarious) sport what would it be. A friend of mine and I have been trying for years to work out the logistics of a basketball hockey mashup. In our scenario you’d have players on each team wearing skates or shoes. The court would be made of wood and ice, but…

Nailed it. Going home now.

Take Jedi! Yes...force the Takes!

You don’t understand though. Finebaum had a black roommate for five years! So what he’s saying can’t be racist.

Fuck that other Hemisphere!!

“I know he’s said some very nice things about me. Very nice things, about me. I know that he said things, and they were about me, and they were very nice. But have I met him—”

Five or ten years from now, regardless of how the election goes, he’ll be telling this story.

Now taking money from the military to put on a phony display of patriotism and help recruitment, that’s a tune we can all stand to! - Anonymous NFL Executive

They should stop with all that nonsense and brag about how much their coaches get paid!