#s/hemakesgreatpotroast

I’m not going to try to argue that Tim Tebow should be a quarterback in the NFL, but when Mark Sanchez and Matt Cassel are STILL wandering around the league it makes me think there’s a spot for this guy somewhere on some team.

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I’m really hoping that you intentionally typed “DicksOutFor” twice. Because that would suggest that there’s already an organization that has their dicks out for the Super Sonics, and you have your dick out for said organization.

MONO—what were we talking about?

Yeah, but what do Rodney Harrison, Jim Harbaugh, Tony Stewart, the guy Tony Stewart killed, the San Francisco Police Department union, The Oklahoma City Police Department Union, All of Twitter, ESPN shills, and the collective Deadspin/Kinja commentariat have to say about this?

I always enjoy reading “Why Your Team Sucks” every year and I make it a point to read every one. I read every word of the Packers today (Packers fan) and I try to be a good sport about it all. And it’s a shame to see someone get injured.

No. Stop. I’m dying!

Futurama.

I hope you had a mic to drop after you published this.

Yeah, but you’re a satan worshipping bisexual polygamist, old man. So why should we listen to you?

I was thinking that too. I think the Jerry Dome only cost about a billion dollars (only!) This one is 1.1 billion, if I remember right the LA Rams was figured at 1.5 billion and the LV Raiders stadium will be 1.9 billion. I know there’s some inflation that needs to be calculated in there but come on! It’s just…

To add to your point, giant greenhouse meets Noah’s Ark,

Here we have some excellent Kinja.

They also spent a lot of time talking about how beautiful and great the Vikings’ new 1.1 billion dollar stadium is without once mentioning the 678 million the taxpayers are on the hook for (I had to look it up but here’s a link https://www.minnpost.com/political-agen…)

He just can’t believe it!!

I think you’re allowed to choose between horrible hair and/or looking like some sort of black lagoon Satan splooge. I think they’ve all (Al Davis included) chosen both though.

You’ll do fine here, friend. You’ll do fine.

Though it is a power we did not ask for (we totally asked for it) we must now wield it with care and respect. Thou shall not ungrey animal murder porn or trolls.

So if we don’t give you 750 million dollars you won’t bring this garbage stench team to our city? Sold! - Every resident of Las Vegas