I just about shit my britches. It happened to me too.

Yeah! Stand tall, Barry. Don’t let no one tell you how to talk...er...write.

I know right? That’s why I made my picture a burner.

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

When I saw that picture I first thought it was the joker playing a saxophone. That would’ve been great.

Agreed. And thank you for the civil discourse.

Fun story, so I’ve got a step cousin who was dating a minor when he was in his early 20s. No one really thought much of it, it was weird sure, but she was 16 or 17 and he was 22 or 23 and the parents of both families approved. It wasn’t until she broke up with him that things went south. I never got the full story…

I think it might be Ashley’s new home. And I for one welcome our new overlord.

he was contemplating reducing a man’s felony child pornography conviction to a misdemeanor.

Is this a real person?

We should be more careful though. Charles Harder will read these comments and figure out what is going on.

That’s fine with me. I read all the sites anyway. I was just stressing out about where I was going to get my daily dose of “what the fuck kind of bullshit is trump up to today.”

I started reading this and thought “wait a minute what site am I on?” I looked at the URL to see The Concourse on Deadspin. My heart stopped as I scrolled up to find the author. Ashley Feinberg! Gawker still exists! You just have to look a little harder to find its pieces.

“The Ford Falcon holds the proud title of Slowest Car Ever Built. In certain areas of the country you can go to a stoplight and find Falcon drivers who pressed down on their accelerators in 1963 and are still waiting for their cars to move.” - Dave Barry

If I wrote a bunch of comments that just shit on Kevin Draper, would I be more likely to be un-greyed or banned (by Kevin Draper.

Can we do this every Friday?

With the Gawker portion going the way of Jim Tomusla, will Barry be expanding his scope to cover other public spending atrocities besides stadium financing schemes?

Bear Friday! Time to go home!

I have great owls, I have the best owls. Pygmy owls, and believe me when I tell you this, folks, they’re not strong enough. You have to have big powerful wings to get over a Trump wall, because I’ve been building towers and skyscrapers all over the world at others’ expense for years. I’m very successful. I’m doing…

I could see myself getting lost while doing some synchronized swimming. Stay under too long and drown.