I don’t understand the difference.

Agreed. When I’m at the gym, I always think “I may be the most out of shape person here today, but hey I’m AT the gym, so I’m doing a hell of a lot better than plenty of other people.”

A friend of mine from college (and high school) is tremendously good at piano. So one fine summer day a bunch of us happened across an estate sale just for fun. One of the last items to go was the piano. Bidding started at $100 and quickly moved down from there. We all egged him on to try to get him to buy his very…

1996 Olympics in Atlanta. I probably have earlier football memories but nothing specific. Before that I know I would always ask my dad “which team are we” when he was watching football. The 96 Olympics were probably the first event that I was really aware of. But I ignored it for the first week, then got really into…

Yeah! I’m more southwest of Hillsboro and stuff.

No, friend, I do not. But if I did, I would probably also tell you that I do not. Why? Do you live in Marion?

“about how chill and generally good [his] life is.”

Yep! Actually not too far from where I live now. They actually built the bomb near Marion, KS. There’s a story about them building it in the back of the truck near a lake with the back door cracked. A father and son got pretty close to them and McVeigh was about to murder them both, but fortunately for them they…

It would be interesting to know how people’s experiences of 9/11 varied by where they were from and how old they were at the time. Obviously if you were in NY it would be way different. I was in 7th grade in Kansas. We had TVs in every classroom and we went about our daily schedule going from class to class but all we…

I had to go look up a few dates, because I was reading everyone talking about O.J. I definitely remembered the bombing happening before the O.J. murder. But while the murder happened before the OKC bombing, the verdict, which is actually what I remember didn’t happen until after. Important dates:

OKC Murrah Federal Building Bombing.

So then why did he pass?

Edison wouldn’t have lasted at Moe’s very long. Not without Homer beating the shit out of him.

You might be on to something there. A more shitty cheese that for some reason costs more money. Yeah, that’s trump.

I don’t know, Barry. 64 slices of American cheese seems like too much. I always figured him to be more of a 12 oz pack.

That’s actually how the headline hit me when I first read it. Had to read it again. But really, I read it right the first time.

You say this like they didn’t also waste 62,000 dollars on 4.5 tons of crab. What do you think they served at the ring banquet??

Mind BLOWN.

Police officer in my town kept his gun and belt on top of his fridge when he wasn’t working. One day it fell off and the gun discharged and shot him in the leg (if I remember right the bullet went through both legs). As the chief of police explained it to me: “Well we gave him a Sig [Sauer], but he didn’t want a Sig,…

That really grinds my gears!