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Carlos SpicyWiener
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I read this story several years ago about a woman who came home to find her dog choking/not acting well at all, she rushed it to the vet and an x-ray showed human fingers inside the dog...she called the cops and they found the intruder still hiding in a closet in fear missing a few fingers the dog had bitten off.

By sixth grade, Donald’s power as a right-handed hitter was enough that fielders shifted to left field when he batted.

What about the $500 million $800 million the Rangers are going to get from Arlington?

I don’t think someone who thinks women need to do a better job at not provoking men will be able to lose this one.

LBJ? Lyndon Baines Johnson? He was pretty active in politics though.

Is it just me or does Bill Simmons look like some sort of dead-eyed soulless monster. I’m just creeped out.

Yeah, I was there a few years back and I was surprised to learn that it’s 22 years old. It’s a nice place and I thought it was nearly brand new!

$38,000/day seems like too much. Maybe there’s some corruption going on there.

The one where Kevin Draper was the saddest.

Did you guys know it’s also Friday the 13th? Spooky!!

“He can’t even lead Clinton in Kansas.”

Well, with Goodell dead they need those rules because they won’t have such a strong leader making everything up as he goes along. That Kim Jong Un is busy.

CRAZY amount of ethnic cleansing.

The crying Jordan on Westbrook’s shirt! I didn’t notice them at first glance, but what a great touch.

I remember the good ol’ days when everyone here thought Hulk Hogan would be running this ship. Now we learn he was just a pawn. I can’t wait to start seeing some good Peter Thiel burner names. Maybe I should get one going.

Is stealing company time by posting comments on Gawker Deadspin rather than working one of the three objectionable things you’ve done today? Because if so, I’ve also done something objectionable this morning. And probably more.

Right? I’m having a hard time finding a problem here. He asked for condoms? No, more specifically his boilerplate contract requests that condoms be made available to him in the event they are needed. That aside I could see them having problems with the idea that he may be having sex with their students, and supplying

She got him off, so he got her off!

So I guess he was working pro bono?