I guess you were so concerned about reading comprehension that you completely failed to read the rest of the post. Nice work, bud.

Not a high bar there.

so weird that a lot of angry male exes seem to kill women. is there a strong correlation here? we may never know....

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

He compared the Brewers’ move to Machado kicking Aguilar last night.  Come the fuck on.

Wow! This is an awesome move! I love the gamesmanship and I can’t believe that it hasn’t been done before. I’m sure MLB will probably come up with a rule to prevent this.

Listening to Smoltz have a meltdown made the whole thing worth it, regardless of it actually works or not.

You really are just a disingenuous fucknut, aren’t you?

I’m going to stance a Nissan Murano Cross Cabriolet all the way to the ground, so low it’ll have extra little rollers welded to the underside just so it won’t get stuck on driveways. It’ll handle like a sea turtle getting around on land, but look better because it’s a convertible and not a turtle. Yeah. Then I’ll put…

“So you’re telling me...The Jet crashed because it ran out of fuel? A likely story.” -Pete Carroll

You can see the guy’s white-collar career flash before his eyes the moment he realizes he’s been caught on video screaming racial epithets.  

The clip of this stream is now the most viewed Padres’ highlight in a decade.

Man, where? The plate was completely blocked. I’m usually the first one to call for less collisions, but this was just a baseball play.

Why’d you turn?

Okay, question for baseball nerds: how is this scored? FC with an error?

Peeking my head out to say that Title IX placing the responsibility of sexual assault adjudication on colleges does more harm than good.

By far the best luxury vehicles at what price? You’re either kidding yourself or unaware of the alternatives. Trucks are very unrefined, even if the interior is designed to be flashy.

When I was younger, I used to throw any trash in my possession in to the beds of random pickup trucks. My attitude was that if the trucks weren’t being used for actual work, they might as well serve a public duty as a dumpster. 

this kind of slid under the radar, but the cubbies were 2016 mlb world series champs!