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Ahhh, didn’t think about the clownshoe. I love that car.

1. Mazda Autozam AZ-1
2. Ferrari 456 GT Venice
3. Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution V
4. Koenigsegg Regera
5. Amphicar Model 770

I love this game. I needed this game. This week has been hard.

Would that include the 53% of white women who voted for Trump?

alexa is reading the articles and siri is posting my comments...its as close to group sex as i’m likely to get.

I mean your posting to jez, which begs the question is the fucking even good?

It’s all possible, I’m not surprised one bit. My 2000 540i Touring (wagon) has the 4.4L V8, an automatic, and an open differential, but I can still easily do smoky burnouts if I turn off the stability control and lock the automatic into first gear. And that’s with pretty beefy 275/35/18 tires in the rear...

I heard when they were done, they were quite exhausted.

This has nothing to do with lax emissions standards. Any (non-EV) car will eventually kill you if you run the engine in an enclosed space like a garage.

They definitely did not have safe sex.

They say wisdom comes with age, but I guess that’s just a myth.

You have never been more attractive to me than you are right now. Let the Trump-felchers make their own auto site w/ what passes for humor and balanced commentary in the conservative world; I’m more than happy than w/ the well-rounded Jalopnik I’ve enjoyed for years.

The blood in that picture is so red, it looks fake. Well done. Go get a band-aid.

It should come as no surprise that this looks particularly short-sighted to me. Though gas prices go up and down, consumers tend to buy based on prices a the pump as they are. No longer pressuring car companies to to have long-term goals in mind when consumers have shown time and time again to have little to no

Making it easier to import un’merican vehicles? Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.

How about taking a good look at that 25-year ban on foreign imports Donald? Maybe cut it to 5 or 10 at least?

As I’m comforting my Muslim spouse as she sobs about what this means for her, I don’t have time for nausea. I just want her to be okay. I want to live in a place where an interfaith lesbian couple with disabilities aren’t seen as the enemy. I’m tired of our lives hanging in the balance every goddamn election because

There’s always a challenge in getting repeatable scientific rigor in the tests while keeping them realistic, but yes, very yes.

There’s an Oppo club, should show up in the search results.

I am in the same boat. Try completing the challenges for 3 stars. So so hard (for me). Drift zones, average speed cameras and jumps all help prolong the life of the game for me.