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And just as importantly, Pence will step down at the end of his term if and when he: a) loses in 2020, or b) somehow makes it to 2024

I would just like to say that I saw your Kinja tag, figured maybe it was a reference to my #cargoals™, crept around on Oppo a little and confirmed that, yes, it is that Clownshoe, and I aspire to live your life one day. That is all.

...Mr. Dolan obviously wants the Rockettes to be represented at our country’s Presidential inauguration, as they were in 2001 & 2005.

Are we sure this wasn’t the Bored Elon Musk parody account??

And now I’ll have it stuck in my head all day so thanks for that.

I always feel conflicted between my desire to pronounce it correctly and my urge to not sound like a pretentious cock. So I usually just give the “e” at the end a subtle “uh” sound.

Not trying to minimize the racism here; sorry if it came off that way. I know as well as anybody that what’s going on here is within the long history of lynchings in this country that happen precisely for this reason, and sometimes for even less.

We often talk about intersectionality as it relates to compounding disadvantages associated with race, gender, sexual identity, etc, but this is a good example of the flipside of that, compounding privilege and fragility. The sexism and racism here are just so intertwined. Bosgraaf has objectified his girlfriend to

We have the same avatar and it’s really freaking me out.

Taste should be no different, but texture certainly could be.

Hot take here: Buick will be dead by the end of this buffoon’s first (and dear God, hopefully only) term. The tariff he’s proposing and the retaliation from China will make Buick sales in China plummet. The knock-off market will fill the gaps. Buick sales in the US alone won’t be enough to keep the brand alive and it

I think about how cool it would be to have a little ranger every once in a while. We need more baby pickups.

And even when we don’t have cars, we have our hypothetical car fantasies. Even that is enough.

I love this game. I needed this game. This week has been hard.

Your first sentence was spot on. Your second was painfully condescending and just as myopic as the point you were arguing against. Shame on you.

A friend did this exact same thing in Pennsylvania and is now attempting to bemoan Trump with me on twitter. She’s a good friend, and I’ll certainly forgive her, but I can’t handle her trying to show solidarity with me in this.

ALSO: Can we start a Jalopnik/Oppo group on there?? Does such a thing exist??

I felt the same way and I’m glad I’m not the only one. Also, the RS200 became my go to car for handling the rough terrain and still being fun on road. By the end, I found myself mostly trying to hit drift targets and the danger sign jumps, because even though they were gimicky, they were still fun. Really though I

You realize how many of us are engineers around here... right??

*sees attractive lady in front of sports car*