I weep for this poor Dino.

Thank you for saying this. I myself am a gearhead lacking in practical knowledge of car repair beyond things like changing tires, oil, and the occasional radiator.

My suggestion made it on the list! I'm so happy!

It might not be the 'coolest' train, but certainly the most adorable ones (coming out of Japan, no less). The Hitachi/KHI Fastech 360. Capable of speeds nearly as fast as a Bugatti Veyron (at least in testing), but the most distinct feature is its 'cat ear' emergency air brakes.

Youtube is the other way, dipshit.

The cops are getting it, but it'll be Chevy-badged and police-only.

Hear, hear! Tauri can be *kinda* awesome, but outside of Robocop, it doesn't make much sense for a police car.

I would have found it amusing if this became the next Buick Roadmaster.

Hand the keys to my brother, who can actually drive, make a few laps of Valley Forge National Park's encampment tour (which would make a nice hillclimb course if closed off), cruise the main drag back in town a little bit, then hop out of the passenger's seat and let him and his wife spend the rest of the day in it.…

YESSSS.

I seem to remember the Stealth was a captive import to begin with. You could also have gotten it as a rebadged VR4 if you went for the R/T turbo trim.

I've always wondered how much better the Merkur might be if they just kept the damn Cosworth YB engine in it and sold it stateside...

#Yes

RHDs are tricky business when driving them here in the U.S. because I heard from an importer that they can be legal—dependent on the state you live in. however, none are truly 50-state legal, and there's the rub. Also, maybe he registered it as a Miata, so...

It was surprisingly buzzy.

and those MINIs were German-made, so nyeh. I think that while both versions aren't bad per se, I am more heavily favored towards the original as opposed to the remake.

Regardless of its faults, yes, I would.

Dude, I feel you. I live near Valley Forge National Park, so if anyone wants to go the mall in King of Prussia nearby, it's the only way through and they basically can't go there without having to wade through a veritable sea of the bastards. It's a good thing we hold an occasional cull, because those fuckers are…

oh god the headline image

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