Despite the lack of a real engine, this thing will still manage to leak oil.

Sorry for this but: was there an oil puddle on the shelf under the toy car?

Yes, but it uses smaller stars.

The crash rating is don’t crash

Except that the one posted here wasn’t about 25 separate small tracks edited to hell and spliced together.

Patrick.

Fuck this, I’m not dying in Florida

‘Ejacuracing.’

These are the people I want on my side after the zombie apocalypse.

Even if the engine runs poorly, there’s a huge difference between “heap of useless junk” and “runs & drives”. Crossing that threshold is truly a magical moment.

Someday those robots will kill us.

This anime appears to describe a future hell-scape of autonomy. Unless I’m one of the ExDrivers I want no part of this prediction of hell on Earth.

Obviously he’d still be alive if he had bought a Miata. They’re really reliable and he wouldn’t have even been at the dealership.

For want of a connector the air line was lost.
For want of an air line the wastegate was lost.
For want of a wastegate the turbo was lost.
For want of a turbo the power was lost.
For want of power a lap was lost.
For want of a lap the race was lost.
And all for the want of a turbo line connector.

So the proverbial $2 part let them down. That sux! You gotta feel for the team to have the win ripped away like that.

Per Safety Car driver, Yannick Dalmas, he drifted to see how the car would respond, making sure the track was safe to resume the final Qualifying Session after it had been red flagged for rain.

Easily the highlight of the whole session. When interviewed, safety car driver Yannick Delmas said he drifted the car deliberately to determine the limits of safety for the racing machines. Hero.

I think I saw a unicorn skip across a rainbow

I did it as well; sold everything and got the best one I could afford. My wife’s pissed, and I have to put it together myself...

Guys, I did it! Sold everything and got one. Whew, I’m nervous but I really trust you, Fredman.