Or everyone who's ever paid taxes ever. Taxes are Communism now? Only in TX.

Yeah, one of them makes music you don't like and the other one hits women. Totally the same thing.

The "if you don't pay for it, you don't get a say" argument is ridiculous too. Is it really too much to expect sentences that make grammatical sense? It's endemic across the sites, and I'm guilty of sticking around because Gawker with glaring stupid errors is better than no Gawker at all, but come on. These are high…

Does this car just feel huge to anyone else? We all know that cars are subject to size creep with every iteration, but the M5 is a sedan and its overall proportions seem more conducive to that change. The last two generations of M6 have just seemed gargantuan. It's like, if you're going to be that big, why pretend a…

Maeby.

Ah thanks. I just think it was a mistake to release the Explorer before the RR. I feel like prospective buyers are going to feel that the brand is cheapened. I don't care, except to say that the eyelash head and taillights are ugly.

Can someone explain what's going on with Ford and the Brits? Is the new Range really a blatant ripoff of the current Explorer? Would Land Rover do that? And now with this grille. Does Ford have some sort of partnership in place or is there some Samsung/Apple stuff happening?

You have to unlock that whole stratum of life. At this level, you just get bank loan officers who laugh you back to your car. At that level, people come to you with "investment opportunities" and no one's gonna tell you no.

We don't say it like that. Maybe Rangers.

How much would it cost carriers to put the infrastructure down there? A few signal repeaters every couple hundred yards or so? Or would that be the cities' job? Either way I'm not a fan of dead underground zones.

I'm now convinced they're playing some sort of celebrity shootout game with us plebs, like the New Orleans Saints bounty scandal in the NFL. Points for speed, frequency, and length of streak before apprehension/impound. I can only think of Plebeian Bowling but I'm sure this secret auto club has a cooler name.

It would also shrink the amount of power to the facility. They didn't lay them out to look cool, they laid them out because they need the power. They will likely also cover the roofs.

Molly Pageviews, they call her.

A man for the people!

Any word on an official apology from Team Canada?

In 20 years the automaker will unveil a concept at Geneva that they claim is commemorative but True Believers will know otherwise. By that point the manual transmission and internal combustion engine will be relics, and there will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth.

In 10 years there will be fewer than 1000 in the wild, yet the Internet Car Enthusiasts will all claim to have driven it/have owned one/know how it handles.

It has to fit that monster V8 into a Subieyota body.

"If you have nothing nice or constructive to say"? Have you ever been on a Gawker site before?

I'm 6'4". Are we therefore to be made the subject of fun?