Nah, it’s just about sports, just like all the other recent posts about sports.

This car is the most handsome among the series of abominations that is this nascent class. That’s not saying much, they should still all be driven rigorously and off-roadedly up to the caldera of an active volcano and tipped inside.

Sorry, but there is absolutely zero sense in which an automated system can hear better than a human. There might be some efficiency on the back end, where the computer can place the order as soon as it hears it, but I bet those gains wash with the lossy first recognition and then obviously a human is going to be…

Looks great, but how long is that white steering wheel of the first edition going to stay white?

This is all so dumb. Everyone knows exactly what happened here. The judge is giving them every possible chance to make sure they sail smoothly to their slaps on the wrist and despite these two dumbasses’ refusal to get with the program we are still definitely headed for pretty much nothing happening to them. 

Sorry, but this mischaracterizes his base in a maybe dangerous way. His support is split between these people (who for aesthetic reasons are easier to villainize) and well-to-do suburbanites who love tax cuts, deregulation, and free-flowing oil. These people go to the same schools, the same fancy parties, send their…

Everything is in its right place as long as the Celtics retain ring supremacy over the Lakers. To the extent that this furthers that end, I’m supportive. 

$55k in 1995 is over $90k in today’s dollars, so yeah I’ll say. 

“Life comes at you fast.”

I don’t know if there will ever be a replacement for the established credit card system because even talking about shopping comparative rates skips the part where you “need” a credit card to fully participate in the system that dominates American life. Many people get credit cards not because they can afford them but…

I didn’t know either, but did a quick search and the likeliest thing seems to be the following:

Really thought we’d be done with the “I’m melting” look after the late-90s third-gen Taurus. That one had a droopy wagon too.

Username checks out.

I’m not saying this doesn’t happen as you have a good example in your post but.....what about....if more single people apply and appear....because these are dating shows? Like, I don’t expect Jezebel’s staff to be only 50% women even though half of people are.

I don’t relish being that guy, but isn’t that market analyst quoted in this piece exactly wrong? If I were an amoral Manhattan business vampire I’d be hunting for any deals on rent I could find; a building like this struggling to keep up its occupancy rates is likelier to cut me a deal than whatever the hottest…

Hate to see the passive propagation of the myth of overpopulation. “There are too many people” is a curious and racist way to say, “we are consuming too many resources too quickly.” Conveniently, one statement allows the utterer to point to the people who shouldn’t be here anymore while the other forces them to…

In which a black woman defends the hegemony of “Caucasian” civilization. What a time to be alive.

I hope that when your health insurance company slaps a band on your wrist so you can prove to them you take enough steps to stay in the plan you can afford, that you are brought comfort by the thought that at least you’re doing what you’re supposed to be doing.

Yeah this is huge. I gave up burgers this year for ecological reasons and I’m a sad, sad man. If someone can deliver something this close which costs on the order of a fast food burger, I’m in there. 

To be fair, isn’t part of the savings to come from getting rid of dead-weight jobs in the insurance industry now? I’m sure the literature is out there but I’d love to read what the net change in jobs will be after the nationalization effort.