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5/31/20
2:33 PM
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Worth mentioning Kendrick Sampson is also a How to Get Away with Murder alum, like Matt McGorry. Maybe the whole crew was there. The baton would probably snap on Billy Brown ...

5/31/20
11:48 AM
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Thanks, I know what her birth name is. I’m English as well, by the way. And there’s a good proportion of English people without stereotypically English surnames who I would ‘fake salivate’ over their scrumptious reading of poetry. Like Sade Adu. Or Peter Ustinov. Or Chiwetel Ejiofor. Read more

5/31/20
4:29 AM
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So last night I had the pleasure of watching Helen Mirren in her bedroom reading provocative poetry. And ... Damn! BBC had been hyping it all week, and it did not disappoint. I don’t believe there’s a man, woman, old, young, gay, straight on earth who watched that without feeling caught in a trance. (And to quote

5/30/20
1:43 PM
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Ah yes, the obligatory “I don’t know who she is but her name sounds like a fat blunt” comment thread ... Read more

5/30/20
1:40 PM
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Scrolled quickly to the comments, avoiding the article cos i haven’t seen this season yet and want no spoilers. Read more

5/29/20
6:10 PM
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Watching that was so infuriating. He kept on asking “tell me where to go”. What did they want him to do at that moment? Disappear into thin air? He was calm, he was cordial, and he showed his press credentials. The whole thing is ludicrous and I hope CNN don't let it slide, it would be great if it became a defining Read more

5/29/20
4:49 PM
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I misread this asRunway monkeys stole samples”, and thought “wait, monkeys are on the catwalk now? Is that a thing?”

5/28/20
5:43 PM
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Hmm, sounds like we need to set Elizabeth Warren on your ass ...

5/28/20
6:26 AM
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Hmm, I’ve never actually seen Greg Davies do Eubank - going to check that out on YouTube now. When I think of Eubank impersonations my mind immediately goes to Jon Culshaw ...

5/28/20
5:45 AM
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Imagine if, after Jay Leno told that racist joke - Kevin Eubanks appears out of nowhere and yells “Enough!” and starts beating the shit out of him, taking out his decades-long anger of having to laugh at all Leno’s stupid jokes while on his payroll. Read more

5/27/20
5:50 PM
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Whenever I read about Criminal Minds I immediately think “Unsub, unsub, unsub, here an unsub, there an unsub, everywhere unsub unsub ...” Read more

5/27/20
12:05 PM
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For it to be “Peggying”, you’d also need to have at least one partner smothered in catsup, with them both yelling “BYE BYE BIIIIIRDIIIIIEE!” at the point of climax ...

5/26/20
11:12 PM
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Like Bryan Cranston, I too am waiting for them to bring back Breaking Bad. It could be like Roseanne, but “without the racism”: