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I’m waiting for them to release a song called “Found It!”

Dude, Where’s My Husband?

Dentist chair is the one and only time I’ve seen an episode of Ellen’s show. I hated it.

My only memory of it is that I couldn’t see anything. I never had any idea what the creature looked like. Maybe it was the TV. 

Catching Amy Adams in S5 always gets me, too.  

Once upon a time, in a small village, there was a gerbil named Jiminy Cricket. He was a small, curious creature who loved to explore and discover new things. One day, while he was exploring the forest near his home, he stumbled upon a wooden puppet named Pinocchio.

Wonder if he still has that weird thing for green eyed girls.

I hated Pike’s character so much and wanted her to lose so intensely, I wondered if I was actually a misogynist! I can’t recall the last time I so hated a female character and wanted her to lose in every way possible. Pike was tremendous in the role (kind of like how much I HATED Samuel Jackson’s character in ‘D’Jango

It was just a little bit too convenient that those cold blooded killers couldn’t kill not one but two fairly typical women and that his security was that loose. It was bad enough that they decided to send 3 guys in to get his mother instead of just like finding a CNA or a travel nurse that worked there and bribing

It’s because, all of a sudden, the Russian Mafia became completely unable to kill people. It’s particularly evident in how they just completely abandoned the girlfriend with the gas running for hours so it could explode after she escaped, and also that Dinklidge didn’t kill her or tip off the authorities at the end

Honestly, I thought that once Roman presented his “deal,” that the Success Montage thereafter was just Marla’s fantasy. And it would end w/ her and Fran getting murdered as Marla was signing what she thought to be business partnership paperwork after Roman & Jennifer’d been freed.

Plus yeah, no way Marla would have

got very strange, movie didn’t seem to have a clue how to tie all those scenes together. And Wiest seemed wasted.

something about a multimillionaire drug lord who is extra precautious being outwitted in 15 minutes seemed off.

Saul at his worst is better than Marla at her best. I enjoyed the movie, but watched the whole thing hoping she wouldn’t get a happy ending.

.... I don't know if you know this but... like... Dinklage is a very good and largely well-respected actor. "15 minutes of fame"?

So would you say that Rosamund Pike is suffering a...Dianne Weist infection?

Damnit I just realized he’s more of a Latin Lee Pace.

Pascal looks like the Colombian Burt Reynolds, emirite?