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Can you make a list with a misleading headline and confusing tables that include an R8, NSX, Viper ACR, 911 Turbo, and a F430? Then, I will use it as my only data point to convince my wife it’d be a good time to buy one. I’ll let you work out the details on how you want to group them together but it needs to be

Nobody said it, but we all thought it.

Subaru Crosstrek Hybrid: Because we know our customers and they’re not you fuckers. /Points to people wanting a BRZ STI

We don't need another season of The Grand Tour. We need Amazon to commission more seasons of The Reassembler. 

It was a constant, low- to mid-pitched whirring that droned

Said Max Mosley after the race, “I did nazi that coming.  Oh, well, off to the torture dungeon, then.  I’ve been a bad boy.”

No. No it doesn’t. The Golden Eagle needs your help. The J10 needs your help. The nice XJ needs your help. You’re really not that far off from having three really cool and relatively unique Jeeps with those three.

Who didn’t laugh at “Fisher Price? Tonka?” because you might want to get that checked by a professional

Kanye?

More reasons as to why I don’t want to upgrade from my 2007 VW GTI (besides the fact that it is paid off)... I’m fine with the technology I have from 2007, which is basically an aux cord plugin and automatic windows. Still enjoying the manual transmission, manual lights, and manual brakes.

Best 318is on the market? Yes.

My favorite parts about this system in my old Fastback where:

It’s all been down hill since the auto industry took away my ability to crank over my own motor. Now that was driving!

It is a forward exhaust, it creates a cushion of air as the car is moving to improve aerodynamics and fuel efficiency.  

The other reason for moving the car, LaSha told me, was that her husband wanted to show that it could be done after his friend voiced some doubts.

Best Bachelor party I’ve ever been to was an all-day smoking class that taught us how to smoke an entire pig: ribs, shoulder, sausages, plus chicken and sides. You tended the fire and drank all day, then ate like kings as everything came off the smoker throughout the day before passing out at 8:30 PM thanks to a full