I thought “Agent Orange” was Trump’s KGB code name?

Gotta love the amount of detail put into that simulation. The fact that nobody is using their signal here makes it uncomfortably realistic.

Fullback in the 1st round

If you want to anger Mike Pence, form a union.

Everybody knows that old school station wagons just keep rollin rollin rollin

If you are curious, here were the alternate headlines:

2nd photo (L-R) Interceptor, Interceptor, Interceptor, Interceptor, Interceptor, Interceptor, Crowd Control

Well. It is a Mustang at a car show after all.

Do you know why it’s gone? All you “enthusiasts” who ask me to bring these to the NA market and then buy a CVT Kia Soul instead because you suddenly remember you’re 39 years old 215lbs, make $65K a year and have a wife, 2 kids and a dog.

That’s gonna understeer like crazy.

No Plaid seats? Same styling, engine, Interior, tech? I’ll take the V60 Thank you very much

Sounds like he got the real NYC experience - scammed out of his money and treated like an asshole.

This is the content I come to Jalopnik for

At least this person had a backup plan.

P-R-I-V-A-T-I-Z-E?

This is terrible for this man and other people like him, but the problem isn’t with Uber, it’s that a medallion is $700k. This artificial economy has always been problematic. There are also issues with ride sharing, but the answer lies somewhere in the middle, not protecting this outdated system.

CRX is the answer to this question. That is, of course, if you can find one.

Fortunately his paper thin muscles and rubbery, calcium deficient bones came through unscathed. Don’t listen to your parents: all that time spent playing video games and living on a Doritos diet will eventually pay off.

SUVs of course. The fact that they’re terrible gas-guzzling dangerous garbage, while it is the reason why I wouldn’t want to own one, is not my objection to somebody crazy enough to want a crappy car like that having one for himself.